The future is here

so that's how slave prisoners are used for hard labor in the future?

prison will be a mobile cage atop a robot

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>make prison labor more comfy for the criminals

God you guys are stupid.

Please include me in the screen cap.

holy kek

i hope in the future they upgrade it to pic related

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>prison can't be comfortable in any measure
>why rehabilitate them when you can make them miserable and torture them
Americans

appropriately rated post

Americans love revenge and witch hunting, they wouldn't understand what prisons are actually for.

> wagecage
Awesome

Remember to listen to words of bezos before leaving your wagecage.
Failure to do so might result in loss of amazon points.

Is this real?

Meanwhile in Korea

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why not
>"Place peepee into hose and press red button to commence sucking"

Holy shit, wagecage,
please put mt in the screencap.

npcage

>prisoners shouldn’t be given pink undergarments and made to live in outdoor tents in the desert
i’ll always miss sheriff joe

Hot

>The future is here

OSHA blocks your path.

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>go to hook on good old piss pipe 44-2e
>smell is awful
>drop the hose gagging
>combination of piss, blood, cum and draino flows out
>"hey faggot, get your dick wrapped and get out there"
>"don't fucking cry, the draino'll eat through the nut block shortly, just keep shaking it"
>"crying isn't getting your required pulls dropped. move it fucker"

High IQ post.

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rated

lololol

>wagecage
This is perfect

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fug here's fixed combined

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Upvoted on Jow Forums4chan, godspeed you crazy bastard XD

not bad

>replacing the unpaid intern with a drone that needs maintenance
terrible idea

look son, a proper way to use memes

BASED

>wagecage

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>literal imprisonment of the laborers
Sasuga, capitalism.

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Wouldn't want to be stuck there if a fire goes off in the warehouse

>PLEASE MR PEPE I REALLY NEED TO GO, I HAVEN'T BEEN ON BREAK FOR SIX HOURS
>"Sorry Wojak, we need all of our cage riders working double overtime today, Christmas is coming up and we can't have Prime members getting their gadgets late, can we?"

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you don't understand what prison is for.

WAGIES

IN

CAGIES

>wagecage
fucking ebin

Is the the new origin for the daleks? Angry mutated Amazon workers filled with rage because they aren't allowed to leave their wagecage and who's only allowed form of sexual gratification is alexa streaming their wives being blacked?

>inb4 they add a porta-potty to the seat

prisons are not only for storage of convicts, user. they are also meant to humiliate and degrade them so that unconvicted people can feel better. it's a ritual thing

fug, Bezos isn't Lex Luthor. He's way worse.

this is the best Jow Forums has come up with all year, and that includes killing off Terry

>The virgin bathroom brake vs the chad piss all over floor and coworkers

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Fukin hell

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lol

jej

top lel

perfect

Wagie lives in a cagie

Please note that wagecage isn't a new term. It's well established already.
t. /n/

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what the fuck is n? sounds like your a bunch of virgin/n/s

>wage cage
My lord

vroom vroom

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No one cares about /n/ you nerd

/v//i/Jow Forums/g//i//n//s/

i for one am pleased that the cuck shed is going to replaced by the cuck cage
really what good is a shed, can't even see chad fuck your girlfriend and nobody knows what you might be up to in there. A cage is much better, really.

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NPC's will love that
No more worrying about running into real players.

ha

transportation board. Shinkansen thread is still alive

>inb4, trains are technology

>check /n/ for oldest thread
>360 days
fuck me, is /n/ the slowest board on this site?

>wagecage
dear lord, hope i make the screencap

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Yeah, it is pretty high up there. Still good through. /t/ is slower.

nice way to make wage slavery blatant to everyone without any intellectual efforts needed
should pave the way for our brilliant future of worldwide communism

/i/ has threads that last 4+ years

That looks like it's on purpose.

Hope there's no cameras, just for a quick fap. Really living the dream

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perfect for me

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holy shit user

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why do NPCs keep making jokes about NPCs? you dorks aren't even conscious

>unironically falling for the rehabilitation meme
Criminality is genetically predisposed, you commie.

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Yeah, but doesn't account for 100%.

Doesn't mean that giving cookies and warm milk to first-degree felons are going to make crime disappear like leftists believe.

lol @ your absolute absence of education in sociology

People who have to make a choice between homelessness and crime will often pick crime. That isn't genetics, you dumb fuck. First world countries often teach vocational skills to low-risk inmates in order to give them a viable legal source of income once they finish their sentence. $10 says you're American, by the way. Prisoners aren't meant to be commodity items that're traded around like property by for-profit industry.

No, but it will reduce it.

>implying you'll be allowed to sit down when you're not on break

he was making a point about how blacks commit the most crime brainlets

debunked forever ago nigger

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Yes, we know. The reason is twofold: they're less intelligent and therefore are more predisposed inherently and because of lack of opportunities AND genetics that push them towards violence even if intelligence is equal.

Still, you could reduce crime by tuning the system towards rehabilitation.

>wagecage

The future is now. Thank you based Bezos!

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>Criminality is economically predisposed, you commie.
fix'd

>be repeat offender
>has to choose between a comfy liberal prison with cookies and milk and free education and life as a """""free""""" wagecuck if you're even lucky to be hired due to your background
>w-why is crime increasing! rehabilitation was supposed to reduce it!

>comfy liberal prison
Show me where any of these exist in the US.

Because people value their liberty. Even if you have warm cookies and milk, you can't go anywhere and do anything.

>wagecage

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