What the fuck do I answer to this questions?

What the fuck do I answer to this questions?

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your mom has kissed you at some point, right user?

Am I a normalfag if I have an answer to each of those questions?

Chef at wendy's

On recovery questions I just always pick the first one and type in "dickbutt".

neet
n/a
user
n/a

It makes more sense than OP's guy from image who even doesn't know what to enter.

In the age of social media security questions should be treated as passwords, because if you give ACTUAL answers, it's very likely that on the off chance that someone actually bothers trying to hack you they will be able to find those answers.

Yeah she kissed ma dick! XD

Q: Who is your favorite uncle?
A: Hitler