What the fuck do I answer to this questions?

What the fuck do I answer to this questions?

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your mom has kissed you at some point, right user?

Am I a normalfag if I have an answer to each of those questions?

Chef at wendy's

On recovery questions I just always pick the first one and type in "dickbutt".

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It makes more sense than OP's guy from image who even doesn't know what to enter.

In the age of social media security questions should be treated as passwords, because if you give ACTUAL answers, it's very likely that on the off chance that someone actually bothers trying to hack you they will be able to find those answers.

Yeah she kissed ma dick! XD

Q: Who is your favorite uncle?
A: Hitler

How old are you for Hitler to be your uncle?

Na just a fag

- I'm unemployed and never had a real job, I make money mining crypto and online poker.
- never kissed anyone.
- don't have any friends, the few I had back when I was a child turned out to be stealing shit from me
- never had a car nor a drivers license.

what now?

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>How old are you for Hitler to be your uncle?

If he really was Hitlers nephew/niece, I'd be more concerned of the inbreeding, not the age.

LMAOOOOOOO

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what sites do you use

fucckin' DAMN!!1! allow me to dab for you bro XD!

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>there are anons that don't have an answer to at least ONE of these questions

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Well at least I have a friend.
Will begin my job soon though.
As for the others not even in a million years.

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Why is the list of questions in PNG quality while the rest of the image is JPEG quality?

Obvious Photoshop is obvious.