Windows inconsistency/security stories

>be a developer for a company developing enterprise software for windows
>we install a windows service on each machine of the customer
>a commit introduces bug that causes stack overflow on the service
>try to debug it
>service crashes on start but its process remains running
>try to kill it via services
>it doesn't die
>try to kill it via task manager
>nope "access denied"
>wtf? I'm admin on my system
>try to kill it with process hacker with admin rights
>nope! process refuses to die
>try to attach visual studio debugger on it
>debugger crashes with error "CATASTROPHIC FAILURE"
>the only way to get rid of it was to restart the computer
>pretty much every service that crashes on start with stack overflow becomes immortal

and another one

>have a ticket to research something on our windows service
>good chance to try stuff I want
>try to exploit the clusterfuck of security the windows has
>modify the service to scan all the computer for processes that belong to other users
>once it finds one, it takes it's token and spawns another process with that token
>this process was made by me to use the users token to access stuff from my computer
>lure a colleague to log on my computer to test it
>tell him to open a program
>trap was triggered
>the process was supposed to copy all of his private files on NAS to my computer
>it fucking worked
>called development and IT leader to show that
>I'll never forget the look on IT leader's face

Also video related.

Do you anons have any similar stories to share?

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Jow Forums is a GNU/Linux board.
Fuck off wintoddler.

>install service that causes stack overflow
>blame windows
why not make your program stable first before installing it as a service

>Also video related.
simbly eric

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>linux literally cant support Webm

>use linux
>nothing works
>into the trash.jpg

winfag here doesnt work either

I'm unironically phoneposting and it loads, whats your browser?

furfax

OP is a twat

I ran into something like the first about three months back, but it was caused by a bad Windows Server patch. We rolled stuff back, and it was fixed with the next month's updates.

Was incredibly stupid and a huge waste of time to debug, though.