Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill. You might recognize our agency's threads like: >y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol >post your apple products >where my (apple product) bros at? >(x celebrity or notable person) uses apple products, why don't you? >lol green bubbles >"Perfection" (apple product photo) >macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta >geekbench circlejerking threads >look! this pro-apple blog says good things about x apple product! please click it! >it just werks (apple product photo) >i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back! >falseflagging, shaming, etc, we do it all >rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"
We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with 1000's of hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like $50 on the dark web for a good real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums plus a few other guys. It's far easier to bullshit on Jow Forums since we don't have a post history and people calling us out as fanboys. Mainly, we get shekels based on how much positive Apple discussion we generate. >pretend to need to phone/computer, recommend apple products to ourselves >get shekels >get people to talk and consider buying Apple products >get shekels >enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple products >get shekels >make thread and it devolves into Apple getting shit on and crapped on >no shekels
Sometimes when we can't get any good shilling going on we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products. >OMG i totally own this HP/Dell/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS >coworker comes in the thread and plugs appropriate Apple product >wait for Apple fanboys and haters to generate more discussion
Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I'm quitting because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I'm graduating so now I'm outing them.
ironically apple shit can defend itself against 90% of whatever the competition has (I'm thinking lappies), and that should be enough, but nooooo, they HAVE to claim they're the BEST at EVERYTHING. And they're so obviously not, with -maybe- the exception of the most competent mobile OS. Which is not hard to get considering android is a mess and windows mobile didn't catch up.
Caleb Campbell
this
Connor Rivera
>hey guys check out this awesome redpill >in 2018 companies are astroturfing, fucking crazy right???
we don't care, you sell out your fellow man for a quick dollar, you will receive your punishment
Anthony Cook
What country are you and the others from?
Aaron Bailey
I unironically applaud Apple to every sucker they can scam into their milking scheme. Applefags truly deserve it.
Daniel Martin
Truly shocking.
Jordan Peterson
At least you get paid. What about the Arch or Ganoo shills that do it for free?
