>be american
>get shot
Be american
Carter Reyes
Wyatt Gonzalez
>be canadian
>get trudeau'ed
Austin Gray
>be canadian
>live within walking distance of America
Charles Morales
>be flip drug dealer
>get shot
James Roberts
be y*nkee
get al-qaeda'd
Brandon Hall
>be southerner
>be surrounded by melanin enriched southerners
Joseph Cook
>be minority
>get shot twice
Kayden Anderson
>drug dealer
Duterte did nothing wrong.
Elijah Foster
>thrice just to be sure
Kevin Baker
>be canadian
>get beheaded by ahmed
Dominic Sanchez
>be canadian
>give that ahmed a million shekels, say "sorry", and let him free
Oliver Taylor
no wait I looked it up, make that 10 million canadian shekels AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bentley Brooks
This one was really retarded. Where was the logic in that decision. He mustve done it for the lols
Julian Cook
>be american
>pay 50k to give birth
Bentley Scott
>be me
>*sip*
Jace Stewart
>be canadian
>let terrorists out of jail with 10million canuck dollops
Oliver Russell
>be gay
>post on Jow Forums
Carter Ward
entire board is gay
[spoiler]gay for that pussy[/spoiler]
Eli Hughes
>be a Jow Forumserer
>get the gay
Aiden Smith
Jackson Bennett
>be leaf
Lucas Cox
Wrong.
We get sent a live bomb in the mail.
Keep up with the times leafnigger
Eli Brown
imagine liking anime
Christian Green
imagine not liking anime
John Howard
>be canadian
>government openly adopts a plan to replace their population with african migrants
>do nothing but sit on your faggot ass and post on Jow Forums
Ryder Edwards
imagine watching and liking disney marvel while also hating anime
Evan Brown
>be me
>like anime
Joseph Stewart
Jackson Perez
based and redpilled
Ryder King
>be
>die
Justin Gutierrez
>he doesn't like anime
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
Julian Nelson
>be me
>be epic
>dab on the gays
Thomas Wright
>be romanian
>steal scrap metal and say "dindu nuffin"
Carson Perez
>be canadian
>have culture or identity