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is it something about spending more money
i love to feed jews more money
oh wow
something innovative
like a phone
ive NEVER seen phones before
so glad they had a special event
ABOUT PHONES
Only 5 hours to go
HYPE
POO
Apple provides disappointment and the sheep continue to live in their debt. The circle continues.
sumbdy knock up a bingo card, or drinking game rules. Preferably the latter actually.
>macrumors.com
iToddlers made a dedicated site for shilling/worshipping Applel? Jesus Christ i'm glad i am in the Android camp even if i know it's a Goolag botnet
All I want is a new MacBook air. Other wise it's back to Windows town for me.
>From Steve Jobs Theater
If he's dead, how can it be his theater?
What do you think boys, should I order the 64GB or 256GB giant iPhone XS today? I only ever filled 40 gigs of my last one
Who cares about what phone you have when you type like a retard.
>Can't afford the 512gb model
lol
Glad you have a plastic chink phone that became outdated 3 hours after it released? Why?
>implying smartphones are just phones
Yes and desktop computers are just video teleprinters.
What do i need that much memory for?
I’ll try to get one ready.
>implying applel is not chinkshit that becomes "outdated" in 6 months
>implying apple doesn't push firmware updates to make phones artificially slower
>implying you can't use a $300 android for years without any issues
actually have a Xiaomi MI A1, that fucker survived more drops than any iShit that entered my house. My lil sis had a 6s and when she dropped that thing just exploded in a million pieces, like a Lego toy.
Also all Applel parts are made in People's Republic of Chink and assembled in United Shithole
>arguing with iToddlers and poos
Convince me not to preorder an iPhone XS Plus/Max today.
I’m buying a new phone regardless.
someone turn that into an Ouroboros
just cause
This lad has a way with words.
Do you have the money? Do you like ios? If so just buy it.
Because you can't add more. Also, >memory
literally a man taking a shit
>apple releases phone
>Jow Forums says shit like usual
>sells 50+million in a quarter
>dismiss sales
>"it's not good just because it sold well"
>9 months later someone copies something
>Jow Forums praises
>it doesn't beat apple's device from 9 months ago
>3 months an apple is overtaking them again
>Jow Forums shits on it
>step 1: drink a shot everytime either Cook or anyone else on the stage says “it’s the best .... to date/the best ... ever”
>step 2: die of alcohol poisoning
sales numbers don't reflect the quality of the product you brainlet fag. Apple is good at making nice comercials and shiny products that impress the 60 IQ average consumer, that's why they sell a lot of iShits, but their quality has been proven to be way lower than the price they are sold at
Usually, it goes “This is the best X we’ve ever made,” but not TEH BEST EVAR.
sorry, that’s what I meant. my bad
What, are they going to say “please buy this product, it’s a piece of shit”
Apple SOCs beat Qualcomm/Mediatek/HiSilicon
Still no sd card slots in iPhones?
just buy the bigger version, pay more faggot
>>"it's not good just because it sold well"
You literally just said exactly what i said you would and you can't realise how stupid that makes you fucking look
Nothing beats their SOC yet and now you're gonna try say their build is shit lol
The only thing the A11 is good at is manipulating geekbench.
They're going to release something round. I don't know what the fuck that's gonna be, but the round motif is foreboding.
it's just apple's building
watch already leaked still square
I think they'll also release the new Mac OS there.
Does this mean the previous iPad will be cheaper? I'm going to buy it for opening the ebook at class.
What do you need a fast car for? What do you need a big house for? Life is a dick measuring contest, there's no reason except to swing your massive 512GB dong in peoples faces
The latest one starts at $330. Not sure how much refurbs of last year's model go for since the online store is currently down for the announcement as usual.
Iphone X without that retarded bit at the top losing part of your screen when?
They actually is a decent price point. Any lower and the shit will literally fall apart
can't wait for my iCockRing
>tfw the ubiquity of the iphone 5 will never be met again
shame
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they released it half a year ago, user
>logo is a 0
>we have 0 interesting products
the "O" represents the consumer assholes they are about to ravage.
that was the beta and not release
its an circle you jerks
30 MINS
Will this stream require apple software to watch like usual? I swear no other company in the world is even close to matching their levels of pretentiousness.
Also,why in the world are they only displaying the local time of the stream, when the stream is ostensibly meant to appeal to a worldwide audience?
>best experienced on appel or windows
lol linux poorfags not welcome
Oh well so it's not completely exclusive at least
Who has the vlc/mpv stream link?
/thread
Stream just started
There will be two dozen streams on youtube you fucking retards
10 MINS
>apple.com
GET READY TO BE PENETRATED
>like usual
hasn't for fucking years
Is this bait?
I like the stream so far
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werks for me on loobundo
The music aint terrible surprisingly
the fuck is this music?
>6 months later louis rossmann releases 20 videos with problems that Apple won't address, won't fix
every fucking i-shit product life-cycle.
The kind of music you can afford after spending $1200 on a phone.
Apple troubleshooting theme.
>loobundo
this sounds free, free as in no shekels.
Fuck yes I love The Legend of Zelda.
Apple has a really bad taste on music, just listen what they're putting on the stream.
TIME TO REVOLUTIONIZE COMPUTING ANONS
Fuck you hiroshimoot for not letting me post the stream link
who here getting /comfy/ ?
The Legend of Zelda is not available on macOS, iOS, tvOS or any other stupid apple gadget.
sticky when?
WHERE'S THE FUCKING STREAM
lol get gud
>caring thus much about a box with lights on it
1 MIN
GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW
how
wtf dude, I'm eating
>apple XS max
this company
will the A12 chip use TSMC's 7nm node?
And the SEETHING PAJEET is back, once again
Anyone hoping Tim Cook steps down so we can get a better Keynote Speaker?
No one will ever be as hype as Steve but Cook is shit.
>Steve Jobs Theater
Obviously
>Apple XS max pro
>Apple XS max Air
>inb4 the iPhone Xs max is the best iPhone we've ever made