5 HOURS

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New iPhone?

we removed the notch, that be 3000 USD + tax

New iPhone
New Apple Watch
New AirPods
New AirPower
New MacBooks
New MacMini

I hate apple but I love their press conferences. Anyone else feel the same way?

Sorta. It’s really about each presenter’s personality and enthusiasm because the announcements themselves are mostly pretty boring.

he treated his daughter like a piece of shit, btw

>New MacBooks
already revealed
>New MacMini
maybe
>New Apple Watch
already revealed

New MacBooks haven’t been leaked yet, only rumored.

How do I watch the conference? YouPube? Applel website?

the talmudvision

Nickelodeon

Fuck off pajeet.

The HLS stream URL is usually posted a few minutes before it begins so you can watch it on VLC or whatever.

Add in another $500 and you can get a headphone jack

*shits on your guerilla marketing thread*

muh appul

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Will we get a sticky like /v/ gets for E3 events?

You are stupid and I do not like you.

I love the big event feeling, same for e3

>believing in roastie stories about muh struggle

Will they get a valley girl with a meme job title to introduce more "memojis" again?
youtube.com/watch?v=CjqERCCD4iM

>implying anyone here cares about applel

i wouldn't believe it except that he was like this to everyone

Is stevothy handjobber going to be there?

No but tim suuk will be there

Muh appul warmup stream:
youtube.com/watch?v=_eBGce6a-0A

u got some dirt on the lens bruh

Looks like the Windows user stream senpai.

Isn't that one always shit 480p?

It’s at least 720p if not 1080p.

Uhh look out, we've got mister 8k over here

>3am in Australia

I just wanna join in on the fun.

4 HOURS

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yeah a sticky usually goes up and there's an user that usually likes to spam scat porn. probably the same guy who keeps posting the ipajeet stuff

kek

New IPad

You all should watch this before the event

youtube.com/watch?v=tZu3EUVJ8-4

she was a roastie. she got toastie.

new reddit spacing

Let me guess, it will be more refurbished parts from older iPhones and sell them as new? I bet the iPhone XC is just going to be an entrie level iPhone 8 with older hardware. While their new flagships are just going to be the same as as the iPhone X but bigger and more expensive.

retard

FUGGHH cant wait, love thee apple event desu

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WoW dud your so deep!!!

t b h I kinda miss Steve Jobs, the keynotes aren't as kino anymore.

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>kinote

I'm interested to see the 7nm chips, doubt we will get any concrete numbers though.

Have you preordered your iPhone Xs Max yet?

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I don't care as long as I get my shiny toys

>tfw still using Galaxy J2

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3 HOURS

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New iBend
New Apple Dildo
New AirPlugs
New MacNoports
New MacTrashcan

based

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Who here wants to watch but is debating not watching because they know it's going to be over an hour of cringe "professionals" and shitty music?

>revealed
you mean accidentaly leaked by some stupid pajeet
god I hate these leaks, no surprise whatsoever

My feelings about these things exactly. I had to watch them for my old job and it was from cringey as hell every time.

I'm due for an upgrade from my iPhone6s. Been thinking about just getting an 8 because I could care less about the X. Unless I'm being a pleb.

Help a lurker out.

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don't upgrade. you'll lose the headphone jack. i don't want anyone hearing my music on the bus and i doubt you want anyone hearing your music.

2 HOURS

This thing has a bum battery though, what am I supposed to do?

lol

buy a battery pack thing, if they have them for apple.

Where can I watch it?

gaybeast.com

Fuck off you poor shit

1 HOUR

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Is there anything more immature in the tech world than to vocallize disdain for Apple?

>Just pretending as if bluetooth doesn't exsist

Is there anything more immature in the tech world than to vocalize affection for Apple?

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you mean to say, is there anything more helpful and worthwhile you can do in the tech world than to shit on apple?
if you're not shitting on apple for their practices then you dont deserve to use tech.
i have an older mac and i still shit on apple.
stop being so consumed by consumerism pajeet

Oh wow look what I can do

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lmao nice one kiddo

Is there some kind of official Jow Forums stream for the keynote so I can shitpist with you guise?

Too bad you never learned to use a loo, street shitter.

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head up to the closest apple store or send it through the mail and get your $29 battery replacement.

Bend over and lube up.

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>Releases 'new' iPhones
Just some phones that are slightly bigger than the last ones. Plus, The most expensive model has TWO notches.
>Releases 'new' Apple Watches
Slightly bigger than the previous models by several millimeters.

Wow, such innovation and courage. God damn, Apple sucks nowadays.

>accidentaly leaked
You mean leaked by Apple to create publicity

>you will never socialize with attractive females over technology

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hope you cunts don't buy this bs

>iJustine
I'll never forget her portal video like 9 years ago

this picture is unironically very wholesome

Imagine reminds me of a suppository.

I never knew MKBHD was tall holy fuck

twitter.com/JonyIveParody/status/1039877518969454592
It's over for us Android bros

>applel are BLACKED lovers
lmao

At least you're trying iPoojeet.

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>not tim cuck

you had ONE JOB

His fro thing adds another inch or two.

m3u where? 30bings to go
soo many inventions..

Starting 10.30 PM Indian time, microshaft shills be ready

What is apple copying from others this time

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With USB C

how will poorfagdroidlets ever recover?

youtu.be/G04_Si8QG_Q
Ferrari is shit and so is your religion.

new iphone SE when?

someone post an m3u8 stream

SAVE US BASED SCATMAN

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>tfw more excited about posting in the sticky rather than the presentation itself

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