Apple Special Event Livestream Shitposting Extravaganza (and Bingo!)

GATHER ROUND FUCKERS

apple.com/apple-events/september-2018/

Direct stream URL:
p-events-delivery.akamaized.net/189kljhbasdcvjhasbdscvoahsbdcvaoshdbvaosdhbvasodhjbv/m3u8/hls_mvp.m3u8

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>apple livestream
do we even care?

Emojis

5 minutes until the memes

Really enjoying this chill-ass nu-disco

>Bingo
It's not complete without "Adding an S to the end of the model name whilst doing nothing else".

A mission impossible parody, how original.

well this is oddly creepy

Nobody expected them to be good actors.

Mods, please move this thread to where it belongs.

>dat fake crowd noise clap

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>The Bingo is missing retards, lgbbtqx celebration and awkward female presenters who only get to be on stage for being female

based

what brand are these shoes?

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adidas I bet

64 bit
2 core

nice meme

/fa/ggot here, pretty sure those are Nike, but can't discern the exact model.

New macbook that has a touch screen for a keyboard, no ports and a mandatory i9 with passive cooling
Looking at it wrong will void your warranty

nike epic react

the americlap is annoying

lmao

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Nice background picture to hide that ugly notch

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What is this about?
Is this the "real" keynote?

Is the XS supposed to be a pun on it's size or the "excess" of features that iOS delivers that no one fucking needs?