america MY ASS FAGGOT
America MY ASS FAGGOT
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you are a good poster dont come to Jow Forums tomorrow
You are obsessed with me
maybe
GIMME (YOU)
>pat pat
But these threads were funny right?
yeah my old fren!
right fren
im gonna have a breakfast
brb
3:27 am here
tell me a story fren
One day a girl come to my house
We have the sex furiously
But one minute later I stop
She ask, are you done?
No, I am finnish
Ah good old story
who dont like to listen stories from frens its one of the blessings
k.
once upon a time, last night a certain prince got very very drunk and when on an adventure to the apartment next door in seach of free drinks. upon arrival at his destination he sighted a fair princess being harassed by 2 frenchmen equally a inebriated as the prince, the princess in distress flag over the prince for aid saying "oi user can ya help me get these 2 frogs out? they keep saying they won't leave untill it sleep with them!". "you got grog?" replied the prince. "sure just get them out". the prince then proceeded to approach the 2 wine soaked bandits and said "oi you cunts! get the fuck out". the french duo turned and one said "why you make us leave? she say she will have sex with us but we get no sex!". "I don't give a shit, now faak awf" yelled the prince as he took another swig from his bottle, and for the prince lowered his head back to now normal he was swiftly punched by the short french man, the prince hastily recovered and countered the assault by punching the frenchy in the jaw while yelling "CUNT!!!" at the top of his lungs knocking the man unconscious. "take ya mate and fuck off or you're next cunt!". tje other frog in awe of the raw power and strength of a drunk idiot the scuttled for the door dragging his friend with him, "that's right, faggot" mumbled the prince. the princess came over to the prince and said "thanks for that here's some shit wine I wasn't going to drink. if only you where as useful as then you're sober". tbe prince quickly snatched the wine bottle out of the princess's hand quickly opening it, taking 2 mouth fulls of the contained liquid. "awright den, good night, darl!" slurred the prince and made his way to the door, "see ya when I sober up, love". "in a week or 2 then?" replied the princess. "fuck off" retorted the prince. the prince then returned to his residence and blacked out after stepping though his door and woke up 7 hours later on his porcline throne covered in vomit.
shit when back to normal
bad post
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no u
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the lad in the pic sucks too
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small penis
baby dick
pickle Rick
little ding
tumor thing
5cm
a dick for ants
you suck
fuck off r*Ssian shitboy
you suck
fuck off r*Ssian
you suck
Smirnoff? Ew.
Luksusowa, that's the dosh
I THOUGHT YOU DIED ALONE A LONG LONG TIME AGO
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What?
same
you suck
you suck
>46 posts
>10 IPs
Like 2 years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I went to Siberia once.
Bit cold.
Where did all you russians learn english?
we are all proxies
t.alice
why is everything upside down?
*insert Australia joke*
there will be consequences