Leave Jow Forums if:
- you can't program even basic scripts
- have never used GNU/Linux
- don't build your own computers
- own any other laptop than Thinkpad
- you ever had sex
- identify yourself with some sort of politics other than an idealized cyberpunk dystopia
Leave Jow Forums if:
David Phillips
Christian Martinez
make me
Sebastian James
>out of the entire list, having sex is what doomed me
Someday I hope you will forgive me goodbye
Ethan Roberts
Holy shit I didn't think I'd qualify; this is easy!
Gavin White
>- own any other laptop than Thinkpad
How can I redeem myself?
Carson Perry
The /lit/ version of this is longer.
Adam Rivera
>gatekeeping a Jow Forums board over people who've had sex
Even nerds can fuck each other get on Grindr / go to a bath house sweetie.
Noah Lee
>ever had sex
Does it still count if it's been over a decade?
>idealized cyberpunk dystopia
Jow Forums is 18+
Aaron Harris
>look at me I've had sex
pathetic.
John Cook
It's honestly pretty easy to have sex with fat chicks and sluts, although I personally would recommend remaining a virgin instead.