Leave Jow Forums if:
- you can't program even basic scripts
- have never used GNU/Linux
- don't build your own computers
- own any other laptop than Thinkpad
- you ever had sex
- identify yourself with some sort of politics other than an idealized cyberpunk dystopia
Leave Jow Forums if:
make me
>out of the entire list, having sex is what doomed me
Someday I hope you will forgive me goodbye
Holy shit I didn't think I'd qualify; this is easy!
>- own any other laptop than Thinkpad
How can I redeem myself?
The /lit/ version of this is longer.
>gatekeeping a Jow Forums board over people who've had sex
Even nerds can fuck each other get on Grindr / go to a bath house sweetie.
>ever had sex
Does it still count if it's been over a decade?
>idealized cyberpunk dystopia
Jow Forums is 18+
>look at me I've had sex
pathetic.
It's honestly pretty easy to have sex with fat chicks and sluts, although I personally would recommend remaining a virgin instead.
> - own any other laptop than Thinkpad
>> there's only one good laptop lineup
Grow up.
> - you ever had sex
Case in point, this.
wizardchan is calling
>you ever had sex
Do hookers count?
>ever had sex
go back to Jow Forums, virgin
I stuck my dick in a USB port the other day does that count?
No.
>- you can't program even basic scripts
I'm a filthy javalet, but it's only because I don't program as a job.
>- have never used GNU/Linux
I've used Debian, but I plan on installing gentoo on my new build, doing my research now.
>- don't build your own computers
I apologize for being a poorfag, but I'm doing this next month after moving.
>- own any other laptop than Thinkpad
I'm forced to own a shitty work laptop until I get VD access at home.
>- you ever had sex
I'm in the clear on this one.
>- identify yourself with some sort of politics other than an idealized cyberpunk dystopia
Sounds gay. I personally would prefer a theocracy.
Can I stay?
Why does technology seem to become an all-consuming deity and sole identity for virgin faggots like you?
Is that the only thing you have in your life going for you? Sad.
>you can't program even basic scripts
I dont
> have never used GNU/Linux
I use windows since I was kid
-don't build your own computers
I never build one but I know who to build one
- own any other laptop than Thinkpad
Thinkpad is meme
- you ever had sex
No I never 26yo)
- identify yourself with some sort of politics other than an idealized cyberpunk dystopia
Diesel punk is better
>- own any other laptop than Thinkpad
Dell XPS it's permitted?
I can do all those things but you probably still want me gone since I play video games and use windows 10
>- own any other laptop than Thinkpad
Brand based thinking of a social outcast, pathetic
>- identify yourself with some sort of politics other than an idealized cyberpunk dystopia
OP get off my board fucking edgy normalfag
>ever had sex
Whelp, back to Jow Forums I go.