WAGIE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGIE? YOUR DAILY ALLOTTED FIFTEEN MINUTE WEEKLY BATHROOM BREAK IS ALMOST UP!
WAGIE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGIE...
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Henry Hughes
>Sorry sir
Back in the wagecage I go....
Mason Perry
>In the future White boys will spend their work shift inside a wage cage while their wifes are having fun with Tyrone
Carter Roberts
>yeah I work in tech
>you know FAANG?
>yup amazon we're doing big things there
Ryan Sanders
There has to be some workplace regulation against this
Wyatt Morris
*cracks* *siiiiiip* Ahh, remember cubicles? Now that was a working environment. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.
Chase Morgan
we have them where I work in the warehouse (storing bulk foodstuff). it's automated so you're in the cage for safety. I don't work in them btw. it's a jap company that makes them daifucu or something.
Camden Jenkins
Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
Zero breaks will make you crazy?
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie.
Need to get those new iPhones,
Gotta pay those student loans.
Work your fingers to the bones,
Bosses need vacation homes.
Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
Buy all of boss's consumer wares.
We'll stay seated in our chairs,
And make our bosses millionaires.
Love your work! Love the pain!
Feel the life drain from your brain.
Think of all you have to gain,
As your dreams go down the drain.
Come on wagie, join the crew,
Don't you want your wages too?
And if the bossman makes you blue,
You deserve it. You're a tool.
Weekend comes round after ages,
You can come collect your wages.
Throw your parties! Have your rages!
Then get back into your cages.
Isaiah Ortiz
>Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
>Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
>Zero breaks will make you crazy?
>I'll tell the guards to get their tazie.
>Need to get those new iPhones,
>Gotta pay those student loans.
>Work your fingers to the bones,
>Bosses need vacation homes.
>Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
>Buy all of boss's consumer wares.
>We'll stay seated in our chairs,
>And make our bosses millionaires.
>Love your work! Love the pain!
>Feel the life drain from your brain.
>Think of all you have to gain,
>As your dreams go down the drain.
>Come on wagie, join the crew,
>Don't you want your wages too?
>And if the bossman makes you blue,
>You deserve it. You're a tool.
>Weekend comes round after ages,
>You can come collect your wages.
>Throw your parties! Have your rages!
>Then get back into your cages.
kek
Elijah Myers
>wagecage
dead joke already
Ryder Phillips
DESPITE ALL MY WAGE
Elijah Rivera
You just know that there will be duels in these things.
Daniel Torres
I'M STILL A TWAT IN A CAGE
Parker Adams
People of colour will be forced to do slavery in cage kek
Dominic Lee
Cringe but also based
Henry Cooper
Brutal
Thomas Parker
Sick rhymes bro'
Jayden Cooper
a copy-pasta was born
Leo Rodriguez
>a literal cuck cage
Easton Williams
I work with robots and it'd rather be separated from them at all times by a strong physical barrier. These things are scary, if you ever had one of these just casually toss your across the room you'd know they mean business. I personally once came *this close* to having my chest crushed, it's not a fun experience and it fucking gave me PTSD-lite, too. Working inside a roll cage with the robot actuators on the outside is a basic safety precaution. It's the same reason why cabins exist and motor equipment is not all open top.
Brandon Bailey
Carson Turner
Wake up wagie, time for work
If you're late boss will go berserk
Drink that protein shake
Go quickly for that last bathroom break
5 minutes early getting into the cage
maybe boss will give a raise!
Sweat and toil, inside the warehouse maze
Dodging robots that act crazed
The shift bell dings, my work is over
Time to go drink until hungover
Samuel Allen
To pay for reparations v4 and shaniqua's 5 kids. Both husband and wife will get matching his and hers wage cages
Nolan Long
WOT IF ROBOTS CAME ALIVE AND WANNIT TA HOOK YA IN THE GABBA DAT WOOD BE PROPPA MENTAL INNIT
Mason Clark
DAS RITE WHITE BOIS
KEEP PAYING DEM TAXES THO :DDD
Luke Roberts
MY WORK IS A VAMPIRE
Blake Robinson
metre is crap
Eli Murphy
>tyrone
>not already being in a prison cage
Jayden Thomas
So what if this is dehumanizing? We have to make money for BASED Bezos!
Angel Roberts
>Despite all my wage, I am still just a rat in a cage
William Gomez
>not wanting to drive a robot
Lol fags
Nolan Jones
>not playing bumpercars in the last 20 minutes of your shift
fucking cagelets when will they learn
Logan Flores
hahaha
Hudson Nguyen
old
Jason Parker
wagecuckshed
Nolan Wright
I would firebomb the warehouse and not a single fuck would be given as I sat and waited for the police.
Jayden Butler
I would find this funny If I wasn't a wagie
Asher Mitchell
>He would rather slave using his body destroying his back then control a machine to do the hard parts of the job.
Mason Ortiz
It would be funny if it weren't...so true
Tyler Reed
Jeff Bezos has the power means and resources to find every single person in this thread and disappear them, as if they had never existed.
Your bodies would likely be atomized by getting launched into the sun in one of his rockets, or dropped into the bottom of the mariana trench to have your remains be disposed of by organisms that never see light.
The only reason he lets all of you live is because your opinions do not matter to him. You are insignificant, like an ant.
Jose Turner
*pisses on your shoes*
what now boss
Ethan Murphy
I know someone who just got a factory job at Amazon. They get three breaks. 2 1/2 hour and 1 hour for lunch. So total of 2 hours. So 4 10 hour days out of the week. I think he told me $13/hr. Plus they do stretches and shit everyday. It seems like they at least try to take care of them there.
Also a simple Google search tells you that the fucking cage is for protection, retard.
Jaxon Hill
The world is not enough Bez.
Jordan Rivera
They basically give you a barcode gun and a timer.
If you don't RUN you will never complete your productivity targets and it's stressful as fuck.
Gavin Moore
basically any logistics job ever
Ian Clark
You are going to spend the night in the cage!
Austin Ramirez
>Plus they do stretches and shit everyday
>Thanks for this opportunity to become better at serving you boss
Josiah Nelson
People joke about pissing in their cages, but amazon pickers are known to piss in bottles and leave them hidden in the shelves because running to the bathrooms makes you go through security twice and it eats up 30 minutes at a minimum.
Justin Ross
Can we actually just fucking kill the capitalist class now? That would be nice. At this point you could probably just argue self defence.
Charles Phillips
>at this point
They have literally been killing anyone opposing this for at least two centuries.
Isaiah Long
Clearly an innovation that has never been done before.
Lucas Wood
>capitalist class
Retard
Dominic Hall
>labor relations done exist
retard
Anthony Turner
It's fucking over for wagecucks
Jaxon Roberts
we already had this thread
Tyler Wilson
Do normal safety-cages on have locks that are on the outside?
Don't you think chicken wire is a bit too weak shit to keep anything from hurting you beyond stopping a small box of pervy underwear someone ordered? Have forklift operators and their mighty open-seated steeds gone extinct at some point while I wasn't looking?
Logan Hill
>They get three breaks. 2 1/2 hour and 1 hour for lunch. So total of 2 hours. So 4 10 hour days out of the week. I think he told me $13/hr. Plus they do stretches and shit everyday. It seems like they at least try to take care of them there.
You realize that they are now paying employees to say positive things about their warehouse jobs right?
businessinsider.com
A simple Google search will show you that there are hundreds upon hundreds of undercover investigations at Amazon showing safety violations, and labor law violations. >Permanently disabling an employee by not fixing a reported safety violation, and then firing the employee for being disabled from it. >Workers sleeping in tents outside the warehouse.
>Punishing workers for going to the washroom
>Workers collapsing and in some cases dying from heatstroke.
Hell even the technical jobs at the HQ are reported to be nightmarish, and full of office politics and back stabbing. Some people who can tolerate abusive office environments like them though still because they are extremely high paying.
Dominic Ward
>>Throw your parties! Have your rages!
>Then get back into your cages.
too much user too much
Brandon Diaz
>2 1/2 hour and 1 hour for lunch. So total of 2 hours.
lol if anyone at amazon from wage cagie to sysadmin is taking 2 hours of break in a day they will be fired immediately.
Aiden Hall
Whoa buddy, slow down and take that entire flagpole out of your ass. I'm criticizing Amazon for patenting something that already exists.
Dylan Ortiz
It would be super comfy if it wasn't open air. More like a pod would be nice. Warm, cozy, RGB LED lighting, etc.
Chase Moore
Fuck off back to leftypol you faggot.
Dominic Parker
>Love your work! Love the pain!
>Feel the life drain from your brain.
>Think of all you have to gain,
>As your dreams go down the drain.