The CHAD programming language

Hey Jow Forums let's design a programming language, withouth all the bullshit of modern programming languages. I feel really offended by the master/slave terminology in languages like python, so I suggest we start using white/nigger instead.

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based and redpilled

>I feel really offended
Not surprising. Jow Forums is triggered 24/7.

ABAP

3-inch-penis indian detected.

>Producer/Consumer = Wagecuck/Welfare.
>Object = Woman
>Exception = CIA Nigger

Gotta catch the CIA Niggers

5 feet height pajeet

what if we combined julia and lisp and haskell and named it "clusterfuck"

4pbp

Also whitelist and niggerlist

we will write the compiler in pure unadultarated Brainfuck tho

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>Exception occured when trying to instatiate Kate into a Woman
>Jewdentifier 'Kate' is registered as a coalburning whore
>

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So you can write a library full of pithy names. Good for you. How does that change a language? How will your new language be any different from Python or JavaScript? Literally, what's the difference between doing this and writing a preprocessor that wordfilters "rape" back to "deleteFile?"

what's the difference between python and any other language it tries to become ?
Simply the style of the syntax.
You could go down the Stack and go into even more detail down into the assembler, but honestly, who gives a shit ?

I unironically support this idea

>the only difference between programming languages is the syntax
ok there pajeet

you would know since you're from there

Python, but right before that PR was merged

github.com/ErisBlastar/cplusequality

How can you misrepresent someone so badly?

I back that. I like the way it's done.

With modern languages it's basically true

>declarative
>logic
>functional
chad is commander and tactician
>no imperative
chad is not a machine
>symbolic syntax
chad wastes no time
>term rewriting
chad can manipulate the world itself
>macros
chad does programming beyond programming
>modules
chad divides and conquers
>strong and dynamic
chad be like
>dynamic memory management
chad cares not about lesser details
>and optional manual management
but sometimes wants absolute control
>native and jit compiled
chad does systems programming and scripting
>no exception handling
chad makes programs with no exceptions
>no garbage collection
chad makes programs with no garbage
>no preprocessor
chad programs require no extra parsing

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That's a nice logo. Let's call this language "OUCH!".

Literally NIM

>dynamic memory management with no GC
JAI (being developed by dude who made Braid and The Witness) has some weird short-life storage for strings and objects with local scope, plus C-style memory management. Pointer ownership for structs as well.
Fuck I’m excited to try JAI.

nim-lang.org/features.html
Folk nim without GC and call virgin nim.
var people = [
Person(name: "John", age: 45),
Person(name: "Kate", age: 30)
]


Nim is for nimrod some old wizard.

So he's only made two games and done nothing else with his whole career and you trust this guy to create a programming language? Get real

I'd like to go further:
thread = thot
Import = gibsmedatlib
Malloc = gibsmedatram

I'd like to combine Julia and myself in a fuck if you know what I mean

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Too late, Yegor already created eolang.

(You)

github.com/birl-language/birl-language.github.io
HUEs made this meme lang a while ago, so it is at least proven doable....

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PHP is the chad’s language of choice.

MUH DICK

>brazilian security

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uma delicia