Hey Jow Forums let's design a programming language, withouth all the bullshit of modern programming languages. I feel really offended by the master/slave terminology in languages like python, so I suggest we start using white/nigger instead.
The CHAD programming language
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>I feel really offended
Not surprising. Jow Forums is triggered 24/7.
ABAP
3-inch-penis indian detected.
>Producer/Consumer = Wagecuck/Welfare.
>Object = Woman
>Exception = CIA Nigger
Gotta catch the CIA Niggers
5 feet height pajeet
what if we combined julia and lisp and haskell and named it "clusterfuck"
4pbp
Also whitelist and niggerlist
we will write the compiler in pure unadultarated Brainfuck tho
>Exception occured when trying to instatiate Kate into a Woman
>Jewdentifier 'Kate' is registered as a coalburning whore
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So you can write a library full of pithy names. Good for you. How does that change a language? How will your new language be any different from Python or JavaScript? Literally, what's the difference between doing this and writing a preprocessor that wordfilters "rape" back to "deleteFile?"
what's the difference between python and any other language it tries to become ?
Simply the style of the syntax.
You could go down the Stack and go into even more detail down into the assembler, but honestly, who gives a shit ?
I unironically support this idea
>the only difference between programming languages is the syntax
ok there pajeet
you would know since you're from there
Python, but right before that PR was merged
How can you misrepresent someone so badly?
I back that. I like the way it's done.
With modern languages it's basically true
>declarative
>logic
>functional
chad is commander and tactician
>no imperative
chad is not a machine
>symbolic syntax
chad wastes no time
>term rewriting
chad can manipulate the world itself
>macros
chad does programming beyond programming
>modules
chad divides and conquers
>strong and dynamic
chad be like
>dynamic memory management
chad cares not about lesser details
>and optional manual management
but sometimes wants absolute control
>native and jit compiled
chad does systems programming and scripting
>no exception handling
chad makes programs with no exceptions
>no garbage collection
chad makes programs with no garbage
>no preprocessor
chad programs require no extra parsing
That's a nice logo. Let's call this language "OUCH!".
Literally NIM
>dynamic memory management with no GC
JAI (being developed by dude who made Braid and The Witness) has some weird short-life storage for strings and objects with local scope, plus C-style memory management. Pointer ownership for structs as well.
Fuck I’m excited to try JAI.
nim-lang.org
Folk nim without GC and call virgin nim.
var people = [
Person(name: "John", age: 45),
Person(name: "Kate", age: 30)
]
Nim is for nimrod some old wizard.
So he's only made two games and done nothing else with his whole career and you trust this guy to create a programming language? Get real
I'd like to go further:
thread = thot
Import = gibsmedatlib
Malloc = gibsmedatram
I'd like to combine Julia and myself in a fuck if you know what I mean
Too late, Yegor already created eolang.
(You)
github.com
HUEs made this meme lang a while ago, so it is at least proven doable....
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PHP is the chad’s language of choice.
MUH DICK
>brazilian security
uma delicia