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How does this make you feel Jow Forums?

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like a horny little dude

>6 CPU cores
>512 GB of storage
What can I say, can't compete with that

kek, Apple rents the best available technology, second... archive.is/UWqk6

>How does this make you feel Jow Forums?
yet ios lags more than android
this year will be no exception
I'll keep my nokia 8 for a few years.

>Battery: 3 hours

Like a guy who doesn't need all of that :^)

They forgot to mention how it will constantly overheat and thermal throttle.

Moar cache

like i just walked in on someone mid-wank

Only for use in iPhone XDs. What a waste.

all this and thots use it to instashat and snapshat
and it overheats doing such simple shit
the fuck's the point

I feel nothing

>this is what iToddler subhumans actually believe

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Don't drop it from 6"

>5 TFLOPS
>6 CORES
>6.9B TRANSISTORS

NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT !!!
Please buy our 1600$ Phone

uhhh....? is this real?

Take a wild guess

this guy's entire twitter feed is jerking off to apple with the occasional virtue signal thrown in for good measure

What exactly are people on doing on an iPhone that can justify that power though?

This:

Waiting for apps to reload.

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fagboys forget thermodynamics. they can have the most advanced shit in their shitphones. it still won't do shit because shit gets too hot. hell, apple can't even build desktop computers that wont thermal throttle lol

yikes

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doesn't apple actually require you to have those splashscreens if you want your app in appstore?

they need it so there's something to display after the os kills your app and evicts it from memory

hahah

look at all the excuses
>muh battery
>muh thermals
>what's the point
>gonna overheat

top fucking kek

inc 50million for the quarter

How does it make you feel to know that 100% of that extra processing power will be used to dumb down the development process and none of it will actually enhance the user experience?

OnePlus 5t master race

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yikes

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>"neural" cores
Made-in-Apple meaningless buzzword #384

Nice
So how do I install a compiler and run CUDA code on that?

Isn't this the guy behind Windows 8 who got fired after it flopped?
Is this what extreme butthurt does to you?

wrong again

kek

>tl;dr i don't know anything about cpus but i'll say apple is now the best

Lots of words that mean literally nothing.

>transistor count!
>muh cores!
>muh nuerals!
>muh ops/sec
>muh half gig storage?
what?

It sounds gimpy, like an FX with iGPU and something called nueral cornz

Why doesn't apple run it's mac lineup on it?

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The alternative of an app that you haven’t used for three hours eating up your battery life is far superior.

are the GPU cores the same as those that gtx 1050 has 640 of?

lmao this

t. ex iPad (((((pro))))) owner

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iPhone Xr
iPhone Xs
iPhone Xs Max

It is like being on tumblr and seeing people's preferred pronouns.

That's pretty sad actually

>Battery: 2 hours

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ayyy

holy shit is this even real?

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over aggressive garbage collector?

Yes, in fact it's just the calm before the storm. Airplane pilots are very adamant you use extreme 3rd party cooling solutions for iPads if you're gonna take them to the skies even if you have fucking AC as even a tiny ray of sunlight will cause the already overheating and thermal throttling piece of shit to lock up for a solid 5 minutes or more. Real fucking swell to be trapped in a steel coffin while your lag pad cools down from running a flight map app.

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this

weird how no one gets to do anything useful with those CPUs

Reminder to report advertisement threads.

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Why are you walking around wanking?

>ipadpilotnews.com
What a weirdly specific website.

Apparently training automated statistics programs. Why they thought the numbers of people using phones for that was high enough I have no idea. For all I know maybe it is high enough. Have I just been out of the loop and building a bolt sorting robot arm somehow piss easy and cheap and easy to do and I need to do it to impress house guests? Or is it all so your phone can figure out how you talk or something?

While you've mentioned an alternative that is truly more battery draining, it's not the only alternative. For shorter periods of time, on the order of minutes or less, it's more expensive to evict an app from memory than it is to suspend it, especially if you end up using it again; both computationally and in regards to power.

>"neural" cores
Fuck me, I really thought it was a meme. But it's real what tHE FUCK
They're actually putting custom hardware for fitting neutral nets into a fucking PHONE? What retarded timeline is this?

No

>leading chip innovator
>tech is stuck in locked up handhelds

thats even worse

>4 gpu cores
>4
apple is an absolute meme

Doesn’t mean shit since it’s an ARM CPU. It’s severely bottlenecked by the hardware.

>implying the chinknese brain has the capacity to invent anything

> 7nm
Fake news.

Every pajeet in this thread who is mad Apple has better hardware should be worrying about how to wash his hands rather than sitting on Jow Forums

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Only autists care about tech specs and autists don't buy Apple because it doesn't let you change the font kerning on a per-app basis.