The absolute state of entry level jobs

>the absolute state of entry level jobs

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This is first year CS material.

ive been there, i wish you the best

Like expert expert level, or just stackoverflow code monkey type? Plus, why the fuck is an IDE a qualification?

so many databases

Is this a consulting job or something?

>Struts
>Spring
I’d pass

>Eclipse
>NetBeans
does anyone actually use these steaming piles of shit?

not even, this is like community college prep stuff

This is what happens when you let HR write these things.
>Programming Languages: Java, J2EE, Gosu, SQL, JQuery, Javascript
>J2EE
Not a programming language
>Gosu
No one uses that
>JQuery
Not a programming language

>XML Technologies: SAX, DOM, DTD, XSD, XML
Sure, drop some more meaningless TLAs in there

>Versioning Software: IBM Clearcase, Visual SourceSafe, CSV, SVN, , CA Harvest
All these shit tier versioning tools, but no git or mercurial?

>IDEs: IRAD, IntelliJ, Eclipse, Netbeans
Why would you need to use more than one?

They already have the guy they want to hire, they are just have to fulfill some internal requirement or rule that they search outside the company so they ask their guy every specific language/tool, whatever to make sure no one on the entire earth will fulfill those requirements except their guy.