The first ever Anti-Gay Fortress has been built to protect us straight peeps from the horrors of homosexuality. The entry is free, but you must follow some conditions:
>You must never ever be gay. >Bisexual people are alright, as long as they prefer the hetero side. >You must serve some sort of purpose in the Fortress (Example: Defending the Fortress from the Gays, cooking, cleaning the Fortress etc.) >If we find out you were Gay the whole time, you get thrown off the top of the Fortress. You may survive, but at least a few broken bones are guaranteed. >Once your occupation gets chosen, you cannot change it.
Occupations: Red ID: Elite Guard (The highest and the most payed rank of them all. Supposed to protect the Ruler at all costs. Equipped with a powerful Plasma Sword, provided a tank that he/she can ride, provided a more powerful Armor) Yellow ID: Guard (Regular Fortress Guards. Must defend Fortress from the Gays at all costs. Equipped with a regular sword, provided a motorcycle that he/she can ride, provided a regular steel Armor) Blue ID: Mage (Powerful magicians. Can cast Water/Earth/Fire/Air spells, equipped with a staff and a spellbook, provided a flying broom.) Green ID: Doctor (Can make potions and heal fellow Fortress Members) Purple ID: Ruler (Overthrows the current ruler.) Orange ID: Cook (Cooks food for others. Located in the Kitchen.) Black ID: Fortress Cleaner (Supposed to clean the Fortress. Never allowed to leave said Fortress unless told otherwise by the Ruler.) White ID: Ruler Advisor (Pretty self explanatory.) Brown ID: Builder (Fixes the Fortress if anything is destroyed.) Pink ID: Gay (You know what happens to you.)
