How do you defeat this thing?

How do you defeat this thing?

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Make it black.

try sledgehammer

By raping it into submission

Jump up really high, try to get a good kick in from midair.
Because of their slanted eyes they have limited vertical vision.

I bypass it completely by finding remote work

Just pay for the image like everyone else, the watermarks will go away.

by not trying to be programmer

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Draw a dick. Bonus points for hiding dicks in pseudocode without anyone noticing.

That's good, but how many people can even write code on a piece of paper? I know how to do it, because I did it at university all the time. The step up from that to the whiteboard is not that huge. So at least practice coding on paper.

Also writing boilerplate has to be second nature. It's cool that you can type "for Ctrl+Space" and your IDE will insert a for loop, but you should still know how those things look, also something like vector::push_back, set::insert, it's not that hard, but it frees up your mind if you just know it by heart.

BUG ONE AND PRAC€ICE A€ HOME

Be a handsome white male

thx base tesseract poster

She's begging for the BBC. Use that and you'll get yourself a good little whore

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God-awful handwriting

this.

checked

Why would I use a whiteboard when I have a computer right in front of me?

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Why would you use a computer in front of you when you can use your brain that's inside of you?

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