Be me

>be me
>go to this girl´s house
>lets watch netflix on your computer
>x230.jpg
>lemme connect to the wifi
>tfw no wifi manager since i only used ethernet
>do you have an RJ45?
>´a wat?´
>spend twenty minutes looking for to do it in the terminal
>finaly do connect to it
>netflix is not supported in you.platform
>"im going to sleep user, the door is open"

i felt for the thinkpad/arch meme

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Git Gud

Just use a botnet like a normies, user.

Why didn't you just use the scenario to your advantage
>oh man Stacy my laptop has a virus, wanna smoke a bowl?
>sure user
>sit outside looking at stars while blazing and talking
>put your arm around her
You could have had a good night but your autism failed you

>DUDE.......... WEEED

Fuck off and kill yourself newfag.

Install Manjaro xfce.

>go to this girl´s house
cool story m8. try again and make it believable.

It works user. It's just weed. Rosties love weed
Not new =^)

Not just raping her ass epyc style.

OP didn't say he was a nigger. Railing lines of cocaine like a grown up would have been much better but given OPs poverty hardware I seriously doubt he could even afford a rail for himself much less multiple rails for both him and his ladyfriend.

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No. I meant what are you, a nigger?

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I have a t540p. Took the dvd drive out abd put in an old shitty hdd. I then put windows on it to go along with my linux drive. I went over to a girl house and we watched stuff off amazon and netflic before we fucked.

Before you ask she had a cute dick.

>falling for the shitnux meme
>falling for the 3dpd whore meme
you deserve every bit of suffering

Gentoo doesn't have this problem.

>Watching movies on a laptop

Oh did I say crack pipe?
I meant to say bowl
Get those two confused all the time

Better be a bowl of fucking cocaine you white trash.

You're thinking of meth user

Netflix works in Firefox you lying nigger.

>Replying to obvious bait while making your reply obvious bait

>no girl(male)
>drm
>arch
fuck off normie

>go to girl's house
>she has a wifi but not a computer
Winfags sure are desparate.

>netflix is not supported on your platform
fake and gay. netflix is supported on arch. i was wondering if this happened because you had an old/minimal browser. however luakit, a browser i use occasionally for light tasks, is extremely minimal, and netflix works on it (pic related). even if it did not, you could easily have installed firefox and called it a night

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Yeah, this never happened. Also, you can play netflix on Ubuntu, although I don't recommend it since it requires proprietary packages.

God damnit... why

>>"im going to sleep user, the door is open"
Assuming this story even happened, it still ended well.

>i was wondering if this happened because you had an old/minimal browser
You can't be that much gullible.

My X220 with xubuntu just werks, don't fall for the arch meme.
But thinkpads screens are terrible for watching movies, next time bring a cable to connect it to an external monitor or TV.

>uses a bleeding edge distro and expects it to be extremely adaptable instead of just a reliable functional minimalist distro

not gonna make it

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Should have shown her your riced .bashrc instead

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>girl
>on incel board
larp harder

If you'd deal with actual enterprise-grade Linux tech at work, you wouldn't fell for this garbage of a lifestyle.
At work I develop solutions for massive linux-based systems.
At home I'm greeted by Xbox with massive OLED, Netflix and Windows PC that just werks.
My linux-based passion projects were on local VMs but I just moved to Azure.
Work hard and play hard, that's my motto.
But since you don't work at all, uou can't play either.

>complaining about jews when op was about to watch netflix anyway

How did you not setup your system to be used with wifi right after install?
You should probably get a macbook...

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nice meme. maybe you should learn how the programs work before you start using them..

Everything works for me...
I don't know what you did OP but you should probably kill yourself.
This has to be a troll...

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Found your problemim dumb

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it might be hard to configure the wifi if you have never done it and dont have access to instructions.

wifi-menu works from the get go though...

Everything comes at a cost, user. I will pray for you young nigga. Rest in Terry.

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lmao
retard

Silly contrarian, you can run netflix on Linux too.

>implying females know how to use computers and don't just get wifi for their smartphone, smart TV, Alexa Botnet, smart fridge, smart toilet, smart watch, smart robotic vacuum, and smart home security system

>idk how to install Google chrome or flashplayer-plugin-installer and firefox
>bringing your shitty no wifi piece of crap
>not using her computer
Good God man.

>has portable laptop
>no wifi
>pretends not to know netflix doesn't work on linux
>gurl doesn't have comp/TV to watch netflix on
>actually sitting around a laptop ironically

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> sudo wifi-menu
brainlet

eth > wifi