Be honest, when was the last time you got laid?

4 years ago?
fuck

Halloween, I lost my virginity to a one night stand and haven't gotten laid since. I don't want a year long dry spell what do?

JAV model named Julia

Isnt that Kurea Hasumi?

earlier today

About a month ago. Pretty good for being married.

>tfw about 14 times a year

like two months ago. cute asian/white girl invited me to her place. we used to fuck regularly like ~2 years ago. probably hit me up after word got out that I started using Arch Linux

>Be honest, when was the last time you got laid?

last week with my gf of 8 years of being together

I don't think he'd have the same image under two file names

pussy is pussy

Friday, she played into my ddlg kink for the first time and it was amazing

Never, thank God. I hate being touched by other people.

About 6 1/2 years ago, I'd say.

7 years ago.

She was my first (I was 26). She had BPD, though, and was fucking insane.

Single since.

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9 years ago .

Are you me?

Never.
I'm 19

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test post

stop ban evading

What's your story, morning glory?

2 or 3 months ago, my gf moved back to Ontario, to see her family, moving there too but not til January or March. Baby due in January. Doctor recommended she terminate. There's going to be complications he thinks. By that he means she might not survive, and more likely will never have another child after, and even a C section won't be a sure fix.

This thread is not what I needed right now...

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You should kill the baby because a baby is basically the end to your life, your life becomes about baby.

Good luck user.

Lost my virginity a few weeks ago at 22. Thing is, I couldn't get hard, so I just did a few thrusts with a semi and then had to stop. Doesn't even feel like
I lost it. Very underwhelming.

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never

never, but one time the cashier accidentally touched my hand.

I think last weekend. Definitely some time last week.

yes

Was the girl not to your taste or were you just nervous?

Get a second opinion. Extremely stupid to terminate a pregnancy over him "thinking" there could be a complication.

Never. Wizard in four months.

Some time around 2014-2015 I think, it's been too long I can't remember

What is your life like? Do you feel that you've been deprived of something, having never felt the loving touch of a woman?

>Jow Forums - Virginities n sheet
about 5 years, and she was a nympho after i took her virginity. fuck.

This is your brain on Jewish subversion.
Children are the key to eternal life user. Every wise man knows this.

>What is called family pride is often founded upon an illusion of self-love. A man wishes to perpetuate and immortalize himself, as it were, in his great grandchildren. Where the esprit de famille ceases to act, individual selfishness comes into play. When the idea of family becomes vague, indeterminate, and uncertain, a man thinks of his present convenience; he provides for the establishment of his succeeding generation, and no more. Either a man gives up the idea of perpetuating his family, or at any rate seeks to accomplish it by other means than that of landed estate. Thus not only does the law of partible inheritance render it difficult for families to preserve their ancestral domains entire, but it deprives them of the inclination to attempt it, and compels them in some measure to co-operate with the law in their own extinction.
>Alexis De Tocqueville, Democracy in America.

I would feel sorry for you, but honestly, i dont even think about you.

We are strongly against abortion as a moral issue, and she would rather die if it means she gave birth.

I was nervous, and she was considerably fatter in person (was through a dating app)

yeah keep fapping to your pretend smarts, Mr. cucked-by-love

based
cringe

>hurr materialism and nihilism durrrr
Well, this is a board for iFaggots after all.

December but dont worry Im making an OS so I can talk to girls

I'd say try again, maybe get an escort that suits your preferences

It's okay. No complaints on that front. I work, drink, hang out with friends, read, engage in hobbies, play games. I just don't feel that having a relationship is that important to my life. If it happens one day, so be it, but I'm not going to obsess either way about sex.

never, 21, volcel

Same with me when I was 21. I was drunk as hell and my first one was ugly local hooker with tight as hell pussy and hair on her small of the back. I turned off immediately she started screaming, like this bitch had orgasm or something. It was so fake. Now I'm 23 and I still didn't had laid after then.

Unironically 10 years ago. I got laid in a party when I was 17 with an ugly girl and then never again.

Lmao. Nice cope incel

Seems like you've got a good attitude going. Good luck in life, user. I hope you find a lady that will love you, so you can be complete.

You can still make having a productive and wholesome relationship for the purpose of raising family a goal. If you consciously decide on that, and stay exclusively focused on that, you WILL find a loyal and loving woman who wants the same thing. Just make sure to explicitly state your objective to her at some point during getting to know each other, and filter out any women who dont share your ideas.
Hopefully this will inspire you. Dont just go silently into the night. Even if you're not white, it's a sad thing to do, and has little honor in it. Good luck.

condom=tragedy averted

>loving touch of a woman?
You are naive.

This is all I have to say to people like you, user.

Last sunday with a fat white girl I dated for a while.
Great face with a potential thicc body if she lost weight

Last time?
Kek if you've ever actually had sex you really need to go back to le alien

Last Thursday with my kawaii Japanese tinder date desu..

Porn makes penetrative sex into something mindblowing when it's actually the feelings you share with your partner that makes it great.

Be communicative and learn your partner's buttons. Be communicative in what you like and for the girl to be vocal in what she likes. Do it a few times and you will enjoy it.

4 years ago.

I'm OK looking and have a decent salary, don't even care what they look like.

I literally won't a fuck a girl unless she is pretty much a carbon copy of myself, and that's rare.

>Tfw no elitist weeb girlfriend who listens to late 2000s /mu/core.

Dated a girl in high school and part of college. Only person I ever had sex with, but after some reflection, she meets over half of the symptoms of borderline personality disorder. Threatened suicide a lot of times, to the point of even pointing a gun to her own head in a webcam chat with me.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Yesterday

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kys tripfaggot with Jow Forums gold

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Why would I kill myself? Here's my reasoning on why I wouldn't:

If I live, there's always a chance of having good feels.
If I die there is zero chance of having good feels.
Easy choice to not kill self.

A year and a month ago, with a really hot Taiwanese friend with a fetish for white men. I fly to asia about once per year and spend a month fucking the hell out of her.

>She was my first (I was 26). She had BPD, though, and was fucking insane.
Every girl in the world has BPD.

11 years ago

2 months ago, on the fourth of july actually
sauce tho

2014

Never?
But I make 50k a year and live alone, so at least I can watch my damn anime in peace.
Who needs a real gf when I have my waifu?

Go to a Jow Forums meet up.

Is it just me or is sex overrated? Spent an entire year dating multiple girls and none of them really felt better than fapping.

im 25 and never had sex or a job.. or finished college

5 years ago, I was 16.
Surprisingly enough, I don't miss it at all.

i kissed a girl once in 2002, that's it

Nervousness. Same thing happened to me and millions of other people too. Just gotta keep trying. You'll get used to it.

I'm 26 and I did two of those things for the first time this year.

Guess which two LMFAO ;_;

got any pics of her?

thanks, learning Julia language now so i can think of her everyday

maybe you're gay (not in the joking sense)

2012

definitely not college if you're posting here

i-i-its ok bro.. w-were gonna make it right?

Actually it was, got my BS in CS and now I'm a system engineer at some place in Texas making pretty good money. And I'm bored shitless because I have no life, I moved here for the work and know no one so I just do nothing but work.

My life is like that fucking Trump comic where he trips and just has money and shit everywhere from nowhere, even still, I fucking suck with women, too damn introverted I guess.
To be fair I don't even try, it's not really their fault that I never leave my apartment.

based and redpilled

Never, i'm 31.

I don't know why this post made me laugh so fucking hard.
must be something about deluded archies

exactly the same as you user

Never.
I'm 23

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This is actually precisely how to do it.
Do what you enjoy and what makes you happy; people will see you in this way, and be attracted to you. Some of them might be girls, or guys who know girls. So yeah.

2 weeks ago

Not with a girl though

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Fucked my Chinese wife about an hour ago before I dropped her off to work, as I saw her coming out of the shower and got turned on.

She was late, but w/e

then quit being a virgin and go talk to them more. who gives a fuck go get laid dumb nigger. you can fail as many times as you want one will like you