RIP Twitter
What could possibly go wrong?
>yfw russia invades eastern europe (kicking of ww3) and the orange buffon invokes forced conscription via lottery system
>you will now receive your conscription orders via text message
god bless the modern military industrial complex
lol what the fuck is this
at least I'm not American
God I wish Trump would send me an sms
Japan already has this and it's reserved for genuine emergencies.
gaaaad bless 'murica
*clap* *clap* *clap*
*tips you $5*
nice "privacy" you got there america lmao
>mfw trump passes a law to send all his tweets as an emergency sms to all Americans
How will they fuck it up this time? Remember that every EAS test in history has fucked up in some way.
this
mutts and libtards are being brainlets again.
FEMA is trying to prevent hundreds of deaths of imbeciles who don't watch, TV, use internet or listen to radio and end up dead in the hurricanes
Kek
>sends first test of emergency sms to all american phones
>"Jeb is a MESS"
as if that would be bad.
I won't get the sms or any other shit anyways because my phone is never active and even if it is I do have my own blocker installed which blocks and deletes anything from numbers I don't know because it is working with a whitelist.
As opposed to being sent as a meat shield because of 0 social skills.
Chimp out on their free Obama phones as they receive a text from "not my President" we wuz kangs
Yeah man, that's totally not for life-changing emergency messages, but for Donald Trump's Boomerposting.
better than all the zoomerposting already!
Doesn't the US already have emergency broadcasts and presidential alerts? How is this news?
It's a broadcast dipshit, information only goes one way
You know, this is the standard operating procedure to disparage me. That's fine.
Just like North Korean televisions LMFAO.
Emergency alert sent is just a picture of Michelle Obama's fat dong from the Ellen show.
yes, and it's built in to the phone (not via sms)
you can disable it, though. I suppose you couldn't disable a sms unless you do as suggests
kek
thats all i can say
kek
Lol! Would it even happen with my data turned off?
State enforced shitposting
My phone isnt made for the US.
If you're using any network towers in the US to make calls or text then you will get the sms. It's not based off whether your phone was made here or in chinkville.
Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt. There is no realistic scenario in which the entire fucking country, from Hawaii to Maine and Alaska to Florida has to be warned about something.
Really...
>realistic scenario
You may want to start rethinking that...
/thread
How do Europeans show respect to a public figure? Do they just bow instead of clapping?
ALERT FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES:
Fake News CNN (whose ratings are at an all-time low and which I never watch) says there are seven oceans, when there is clearly just a single uninterrupted body of water covering the entire planet. Very unfair and bad misrepresentation. Dems behind it? Will investigate!
being this zoomer
Somehow I feel that if you don't watch TV, use the internet, or listen to radio, you're probably a tinfoil hat-wearing hermit who also doesn't use a smartphone.
Youre a retard.
Suh systems already exist in europe and can go from neighbourhood to country level
i can't fucking wait and checked
If the United States is ever attacked and invaded, it would be very useful. Think Pearl Harbor except instead of retreating, the Japs kept flying inland on the west coast to bomb major cities.
A swing and a miss!
A terrible, terrible miss... So much potential squandered.
Well, yes, as a colony you have to give something back.
imagine having your phone's notification wake you up in the middle of the night and display an emergency presidental message
>"SEND NUDES LOL"
soon..
Love how we're at the point where Jow Forumstard garbage is so retarded it's indistinguishable from parody
Can you explain to non American?
>show respect to a public figure
yikes
imagine being THIS cucked
Super volcano under the park that erupts every bajillion or so years like clockwork and covers the entire planet in darkness for years that's way past due and could blow without warning any minute now.
Time to work on my bomb shelter.
I can't wait for the Daily Shitpost
>mfw this was passed by the Obama Administration with literally zero media coverage
the bethany beach volunteer fire department uses this type of siren
Won't help if you're anywhere within a thousand mile radius of the thing, you'll be buried under a hundred feet of ash.
>has to be warned about something.
let me guess: no collusion, no collusion, build le wall, maga, maga, killary, obongo?
this will be the 1st transmitting: youtube.com
>not having oxygen generators in your underground lair
shiggy
There are few cases where the entire country needs an alert, but there is certainly a use for sending statewide messenges. Suppose a hurricane hits like Florida to NC area. It would be reasonable to send a hurricane alert to all cellphones in those states
They all knew what was coming and when it was coming, those who stay for shit like that deserved to die.
>lol last storm was a pussy, this aint nothin to worry bout
I'm across ocean, so I'll be fine just before freezing to death.
>all these illiterate retards
It means he can send emergency messages to almost all Americans simultaneously, not that he gets to know your phone number and what CP you've recently watched, you stupid cock Jow Forumsoblins. Literally nothing more technologically-impressive than operators who send you ad messages.
Keking at the thought of all of the retards trying to texting back
mobile.twitter.com
Hope none of you live in europe.
Why does jeb have a black ham?
>mobile.
> using twitter
yikes
> using facebook
BIG yikes.
Also I’m hoping the mayor of Manchester told those kikes politely to fuck off.
most countries have this as an alert system if some shit like nukes went off, Hawaii actually did this a little while ago and accidently sent out a fake message saying nukes were flying and everyone shit themselves.
Haha, I remember that thread
>*tips you $5*
$5 tips is too low reeeeeeeeeeeee
Look at a map nigger. A single weather system can easily affect an entire country in Europe.
>subscribe to cellphone plan
>get countless spams from us gov
lel
It'll be shitpost from the orange dude.
Obama already did that and it received zero press.
Lost
I hope it texts his profile pic too
>getting spam from POTUS
the absolute state of amerimutts
Based
Great, now the president will be able to instantly tell all those millennials when the time comes to die for Israel.
This is why we need to keep printing books and not count on ebooks taking over
I didnt get NWS/NOAA weather alerts.
they only send them to citizens
>"Jeb is a mess"
>"Jeb is a waste"
>"Jeb is a big fat mess"
>"Jeb's guac recipe is a joke"
>war doesn't exist
are you fucking stupid.
en.wikipedia.org
Basically, America is going to explode. Could be tomorrow, could be in 1000 years. But it will happen.
I mean he's not wrong. Chicago style is a crime against humanity.
good one
lol, liberals are going to be FUCKING LIVID when Trump emergency alerts them over some inane shit.
libs will turn off the alert, then when the time comes they won't receive the answer to the question
I fully support this action.
blackforest ham is delicious
please, be it tomorrow...
It's fascinating. To live through such event.
Maybe, when times get really desperate, I'll get laid!