So, what'll it be fella?
Choices
Ryder Roberts
Gavin Richardson
none of the above
Cooper Barnes
But if you had to which one?
Christopher Cruz
Nice bait thread
Tyler Lee
XS Max 512 GB because I'm neither poor nor a loser without friends.
Ethan Perry
Can you fill up that 512 GB before it becomes obsolete?
Josiah King
No, but it increase the resell value when I sell it next year and buy the next iPhone.
John Wood
if you made me pick one of those three I'd pick not having a phone.
Joseph Anderson
>muh status symbol
I severely doubt your friends are legitimate, lovable friends.
Christopher Clark
this. that's why I'm reselling my iPhon 8 256gb for $650 and copping the XR. only problem I see is no unlocked retail version
Connor Sullivan
I’m upgrading my iphone 6 to the XS 64GB. Personally i never understood the need for more than 32 GB of storage space. I’m just exicited for the OLED screen and the better camera
Chase Myers
MAXIMUM
EXCESS
Xavier Phillips
Galaxy Note 9, my phone is a tool, not a toy.
Jackson Adams
Laptops are tools. Phones are toys for taking beautiful pictures and uploading them to several social media apps. I need the newest toy so i can show off my wealthy lifestyle to poor people
Eli Powell
battery replacement in my iPhone 6 and a DSD DAP
apple is dead to me
t. debian macbook air
Adrian Reyes
Who’s buying that trash tho
You could get that model new for 750, no one I know wants to buy a used phone for only 100 cheaper
Juan King
I’d pick XR if they were same in size as SE. I can’t handle bigger than that.
Ryan Miller
/bread
Tyler King
Which is best for watching anime?
Kayden Parker
It is new, I've had it for 5 months and it has 1% battery wear according to iOS. That's worth $100 less
Jaxson Morris
XS Max probably. OLED and 6.5" which is bigger than any other flagship
Josiah Martinez
POO
Nathan Kelly
This would've been okay but the current notch is too big
Aiden Garcia
Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill.
You might recognize our agency's threads like:
>y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol
>post your apple products
>where my (apple product) bros at?
>WHO HYPE FOR (apple product/event)?
>(celebrity or notable person) uses (apple product), why don't you?
>lol green bubbles
>"Perfection" (apple product photo)
>macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta
>geekbench circlejerking threads
>look! this pro-apple blog says good things about (apple product)! please click it!
>it just werks (apple product photo)
>i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back!
>rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"
We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like 1000/$50 on the dark web for a real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums with a few other guys. It's easier to bullshit on Jow Forums since we don't have a post history and people calling us out as fanboys.
Mainly, it's based on how much positive Apple discussion we generate.
>pretend to need to X, recommend Apple products to ourselves
>enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple
>get shekels
>make thread but it devolves into Apple getting shit on
>no shekels
When we can't get any good shilling going, we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products.
>OMG i own this HP/Dell/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS
>co-shill comes in the thread and plugs (Apple product)
>lololol loonix has no gaymes, windows master race!
>lololol wangblows sux, linux master race!
>step in after 100 posts and make up story about how great (Apple product) is
Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I'm quitting because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I'm graduating so now I'm outing them.
is my former coworker
Liam Hill
No my [Instert electronic here is a tool]
Jackson Moore
no self respecting Jow Forumsentleman would buy an Apple product
>pic related
Jaxon Harris
Based
Michael Jones
suicide
Isaac James
None of those
Hunter Thomas
The XR is bigger than the XS right?
I’d upgrade but the iPhone 7 is a perfect size, I don’t want anything bigger
Ethan Clark
honor
Xavier Cooper
None. My iPhone 8 Plus is still going strong and with the upcoming iOS 12 it should last me another 2-3 years.
Adam Morales
Benjamin Morris
Caleb Ramirez
Hudson Morris
Adrian Price
Joshua Turner
Carter Price
If I was forced, then the one with the audio jack
Luke Clark
Xs Max 512GB
Noah Diaz
Chase Peterson
Kevin Price
Aiden Sullivan
>buying phones to get other approval
How does it feel to be a cuck?
Josiah Gonzalez
Eli Walker
Isaac Williams
Note 9 you faggot shitskin
Charles Jenkins
Brody Powell
Jordan Jones
it's literally the best phone you can buy, no other phone comes close to matching it's specs.
Tyler Johnson
iphones, apple products in general have very good resell value
Parker Torres
>extra shit
>extra shit max
>extra retard
Caleb Perry
Michael Powell
Luis Young
we get it you vape
Jason Richardson
Mods, please permaban that scat posting faggot!
Henry Perry
Evan Mitchell
James Garcia
Bentley Phillips
Daniel Cruz
>So, what'll it be fella?
Jonathan Allen
X, same as xs and is cheaper
Robert Walker
The most expensive one then resell. I don't hate iphones or anything. If you posted a picture of Androids the answer would be the same.
Xavier James
Dominic Richardson
Thomas Williams
>getting a phone with a norwood III
Jonathan Cox
Thomas Lopez
Jose Edwards
Sebastian Cruz
Lmao you can't be this delusional
Christian Mitchell
keep my current phone
Oliver Campbell
Hello there
Aaron Brown
>Being this anally ravaged
Enjoy your b&
Isaac Edwards
Pocophone F1
Christian Kelly
shut the fuck up, you cocksucking macfaggot
Zachary Long
The one with headphone jacks, and without the notch.
Luke Wood
Nolan Martinez
Josiah Stewart
Jaxon Cooper
Anthony Thompson