This is the image it shows when the police blocks a webpage in my country lol. do yours have custom pages like this too...

This is the image it shows when the police blocks a webpage in my country lol. do yours have custom pages like this too? post em.
Pic related, looks a little bit scary desu.

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block.bluewin.ch/
filtertest.kripos.no/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

UNA

PAELLA

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In the US, the government doesn't have the ability to "block" websites. If a website is in violation of the law, and it's within the US, they'll physically seize the server and put up a notice like this: But they can't intercept your packets and drop them or redirect them or anything like that.

you goblinos dont even know how basic geography works, I mean, YEAH BABY! PUMP THAT GAS UP! OH! DOOM YEAH BABY THATS A REAL VIDEOGAME! YEAAAH LETS MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN WOOOOOH.!!

oh, you're right, Its the same here too, They must have phisically seized the servers. because it doesnt redirect you to any page.

I'm sure you would like to believe that, and it's certainly something they barely use in comparison, but the NSA does in fact have and maintain the ability to block websites/TCP connections in most places in the USA backbone, using injected TCP RSTs during HTML streams (one similar technique to the Chinese Golden Shield).

They call it QUANTUMSKY.

Look back at the Snowden documents, it's mentioned in there if you look carefully.

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>phisically

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Same image appears, because your country is currently occupying mine.

>eastern europe
>having security meating with local police force about how they should not use official emails so we dont get shitton of spam from porn sites which needs to be filtered
>everyone has a post-it note on monitor with account name and password

I believe they are far away from being able to block anything.

Usually some variant on pic related. They even managed to cram an ad into this one.

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Lazy cunts

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Yes

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block.bluewin.ch/ It's just a voluntary DNS block by most (all?) isps for CP sites.

Just change your DNS servers baka

You think that's lazy, in my country they just force ISPs DNS servers to resolve any blocked site to 127.0.0.1

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I guess this one is more modern
filtertest.kripos.no/

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UMA DELÍCIA feels...

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I know I changed it back just to get a screenshot

this is the image it shows in britain

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All things considered its at least a pretty nice block-page compared to others ITT

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>loicenSe
completely ruined

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>Tried to go to marianorajoy.cat
>Seized by the spanish authorities.

This is fine.

AYOOO PACO YOU GOT DABBED ON

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superpower by 2020
JAI HO

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I know we have one here in Portugal, but I literally cannot remember what it looks like. They're just dns blocked and it's easy as fuck to get past it.

What's with the camel in the background?

Ye're a fockin retard.
He said UNA (which is correct) not UMA (Portuguese) as in the fockin meme reference.

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silkroad logo

That's what you get for not supporting communism.

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Oi! Bruv! You know how to spell loicence?!

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Ah, true. Although it would be a rogue, criminal, and unconstitutional action were the NSA to make use of such a tool.

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Its a simple white page with text. Lazy fucks.

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In France.
Mostly used for apology of terrorism.

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And this one is specifically for lolicon and paedo shits.

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Is nhentai blocked there?

They should make the background Brown and text white topkek.

Fuck off, loser. Catalunya is not a country.

>kidnapping
How is a website kidnapping people?

>cropped porn
Based.

he clearly says it for the fucking meme, you stupid clown, now post a pic of your hairline.

it's written "website under seizure"

Post at least the hd pic

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ok, clearly misclicked sorry

I believe my country have the most retarded blocking mechanism and page
>mention that the visited website was blocked because it may contains pornography, gambling, pishing, racism, or proxy
>the block pages contains shitload of links to clickbait articles and ads
>sometimes the ads were promoting online gambling or viagra
>sometimes the block page will redirect you to an ads after a few seconds
>only work for http
>only work for single domain name, if there are several domain name for a website it might be not blocked

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Fuck off Paco. My taxes pay for your lazy shit ass.

Only illegal gambling sites are blocked here probably

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Can confirm. But at least there's only 1 ISP that put the fucking ad on the block page

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Censored websites just time out.

ES

Indonesian is so funny

wew

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>muh taxes
You do know that even if you got your little town recognized as a country, you'd lose the EU's benefits and a lot of companies will either migrate to Spain or close altogether, right?
And if you stay in the EU, your taxes will still go to the rest of Europe. Which includes Spain. That's kind of how the European Union works.
>but muh language
You get to keep your Spanish knock-off whether you're part of Spain or not.
>but muh government
Your government has special powers inside Spain. Yes, it's not completely sovereign, but it wouldn't be anyway in the EU. You'd br trading a State for a bigger State.
AND you'd lose leverage in international treaties and trade since literally everyone will have more leverage than a small country that needs to import most of its goods.
Separating would hurt both Catalunya and Spain and the only ones who'd benefit would be the political parties that are pushing for it.
Oh, and I'm Argentinian by the way.

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That crest looks beautiful