Works on my machine

>works on my machine
>necro thread, you are banned
>re-install windows
>format computer
>pm'd solution 7 years ago
>old megaupload link

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>"Yes hello? I need help wit-"
>"Welcome to our helpdesk forum! Instead of providing you or helping you find the answer to your problem, let me just bump your thread by providing useless information on what we do and how we do it! It's the polite equivalent of saying "Go fuck yourself!". Oh yeah and please read our guidelines (even though nobody gives a shit about them) before posting on this forum."

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>Instead of customer service, ask the ChatRobot for help!
>Oh noes! Our ChatRobot couldnt find a solution, email us of the issue on how to improve our ChatRobot to help you next time :)

>"Hey there, user! I can see you're new, so just in case you didn't know, we prefer users to use the search function before asking a question. This question has been asked before, and marked solved, I'm locking the thread."
>All the answers are from a decade ago, prior to some huge version change like XFree86->X11, alsa pre-pulseaudio, before distro X changed from JACK to OSS, kernel version 2.x, or responding to a noob user with a link to some guy's personal manual patch that never got rolled upstream

>>re-install windows
Why do they always say this?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SAY THIS

I just don't have problems so this doesn't affect me

>pm me for a solution :)
>last seen: 2002

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Because anyone stupid enough to use windows shouldn't be answering questions.

>dickhead with 20k comments
>WORKS ON MY MACHINE

marked answer:
>I don't know what I did but now it works.
REEEEEEEEEEEE

In my entire 20+ years of surfing the internet I have never known why necro-ing a thread was a bad thing.

jannies with bloated egos

better to have future visitors search your forum for the 100 threads about the same topic to find out which one has the actual solution than to just have one old ass thread that answers everything

... /s

is this a forum hate thread?

>find noods of taiwanese model I have a hard on for on a chink forum
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>translate moon runes
>no longer taking new members
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Just use bugmenot or google cache
Also if you pay to access a forum you're fucking retarded. Even if it's something awful

fuck got me good

>how install deb file
>you should only install OFFICIAL UBUNTU REPOS
>software I want not in Repos
>malware
>why not use inferior open source software abandoned years ago
>gimp may not have smart objects or cmyk, but its basically the same as photoshop
>flat pack
>appimage
>nobody made one
>just compile it
>what is compile
>just do a DKMS
>change DE to gnome for wayland

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Fuck Coinbase. Bunch of worthless jews. Wish they died.

for some reason this image hit home really hard

>guy has the exact same error you did
>whatever solution would work for him would work for you
>but he accidentally called his "cpp" file "c" so now everyone on SO is downvoting his question and no one will answer it

what they do

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>free download speed: 2 hr 45 min
>premium download speed: 2 min
>choose the free download speed, takes 30 seconds

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Can't make this shit up.

This is too accurate.

Legitimately one of the best posts I've ever seen

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But he just did

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