What are you technology predictions for the year 2030?

What are you technology predictions for the year 2030?

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Nothing new. More energy shortages and energy consumption rates.

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AI does most of the heavy lifting, while anything that humans touch is shittier than it is now because all of the talent in technology has been systematically exterminated by leftists.

Local storage becomes illegal.

dreams will have ads, and if you comit a tought-crime, detectable by the man-machine interface, you'll be re-educated and turned into a lobotomized transexual.

We live in stacks and spend most of our time in the Oasis, solving captchas for Google Government

External HDD trafficking will be a thing

Even for cameras/video cameras?

Web pages will be encrypted binary blobs.

Trash cubes
we are all going to be rich

>be year 2030
>humans destroyed the planet with their tech
>all the good projects failed
>brain-implanted chips have been the target for Ad bots
>Jow Forums was a mistake
i'm calling it
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You still won't be able to get a printer that doesn't take a shit on you after 6 months.

Especially for cameras/video cameras.

But the opposite is happening, they're now making video cameras that you use SSDs in

>Cavity searches become mandatory as part of the the search procedure for people suspected of transporting MicroSD cards
It'll be like Johnny Mnemonic except the world is run by trannies.

Johnny Histrionic.

so the SSD can be built into the camera and only used for temporary storage before you upload it to your state mandated Facebook™ account

Sex robots that look like this.

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People start hosting their own distributed social media pages on their PCs due to raising concerns about privacy after people are leaked internal documents from Google discussing the value of personal data. People create data unions with their new personally hosted social media pages with which they collect aggregate data about themselves to sell to advertising agencies, social media influencers become obscenely rich from this and start using their new money to enslave their followers forcing them to erect monuments to them in the form of billboards, the slaves are forced to wear clothes from sponsorship deals their social media overlords have accepted and start small scale turf wars to gain control over regions of influence to increase their power, the government slowly devolves and leaving only social media influencers to run the country.

Everything is legal now, groups of influencers now own nuclear refineries to produce their brand sponsored nukes that they use to threaten their rivals indirectly taking aim at their followers, the followers no longer care though as they've been given their mandated dose of Nike pressed amphetamine pills and gmo-free marijuana all paid for by their masters. The only people left outside the reaches of the new game are enclaves of anarcho-virgins who protect themselves from the nu-media nightmare by using new adblock technology keeping to from becoming mindslaves but they too run the risk of enslavement and extinction as the new gods are coming to place their agendas in their hobbies, video games are no longer safe as in game textures become bloated with brand logos and character dialogue is beginning to sound a lot like a slogan for the Coca-cola, because of this the advertising companies have campaigned for the banning of video game modding by blaming weebs for creating perverted lolicon mods which incite sexual deviancy.

Are you a bad enough dude to save the planet from pure social retardation? y/N.

cringe

Jeff Bezos is King of the World and has us all hooked up to the Amazon gigWarehouse working for $1 an hour and no piss breaks.

Someone post the amazon cuck cages.

Hurd replaces Linux

Web browsers require minimum 32 GB RAM

Comparig 2000 to 2010, there really hasn't been that many MAJOR changes.

Mostly current existing technology improved and that's about it. It'll probably be the same 10 years from now.

Cpus/Gpus will be better. Phones will be more slim. The world will still be exactly the same.

applications still don’t use multithreading

>what are smartphone?

deepfake porn is a multi trillion dollar industry and the celebrities cant do shit about it.

But if you look at 1990 compared to 2000 technology changed dramatically, so you never know

regular phones with better cpus and integrated gpus?

Stagnation

That's because in the 90s technology was exploding as the internet and such was becoming more mainstream. That sudden explosion in growth has long slowed down.

Elon Musk flies to Mars and claims it as his own. The world then watches him go slowly insane and enjoys every second.

I know, what I'm saying is, you never know when we'll discover something that sparks another explosion of advancements

VR is slightly less expensive, but still to expensive for normans

- AR has its Oculus, but not its iPhone.
- Mobile device batteries arrive with 2x the current capacity (though this may be farther out, closer to 2040).
- Machine learning does even more; whatever it starts doing, people will insist did not require "real intelligence".
- Fragmentation. Jow Forums, Twitter and Discord face heavy competition from smaller federated services. True P2P distributed stuff still isn't popular, though, and Facebook remains a monolith.

True, but I never factor 'magical' variables like that but rather look at current tech trends and then determine the probable outcome.

I can see VR making great strides. HTC is already about to release a wireless version, which is a pretty big improvement. They just need to make it smaller. Perhaps make it work at 144hz instead of 90hz.

60hz is enough. Needs more pixels and a lighter headset so people can use it in hot rooms

You'd secretly envy him.

90*
>Own an htc

Not sure about the world, but if Jeff Bezos became King of America, the country would improve 10x. Any CEO king would be an improvement.

They might as well go 144hz for maximum fluidness. When it comes to VR, you want things to be as smooth as possible.

Just thinking about 8k VR @ 144hz makes me erect.

Speaking of VR, we need really an innovative good system for locomotion.(consumer-friendly)

Most people don't have huge rooms for walking around in. Also haptic feedback. I want to be able to feel breasts.

ask an Amazon order picker how life is under the Tyrant

Low-margin B2C companies have different pressures than a nation-state. Even Bezos would not run a country as a starving peasant planned economy where you piss on the clock.

>I want to be able to feel breasts.
Fuck 3DPD with a 2D overlay.

That's just how warehouse work is. If Amazon paid them better then I can 100% promise nobody would be complaining.

They should really up their pay to $16~20. I'd feel better ordering from Amazon if I knew the people responsible for delivering and shipping my products were happy. I always feel guilty knowing some guy slaved away to get me my dragon dildos on time.

>I'd feel better ordering from Amazon if I knew the people responsible for delivering and shipping my products were happy. I always feel guilty knowing some guy slaved away to get me my dragon dildos on time.
Don't worry, user. By 2030 there will be almost no people involved in that.

You'll have to accept a code of conduct to take a shit in a toilet running firmware and an interface written entirely in javascript and electron.
Javascript based microcontrollers will be a thing by then.

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>sorry, wrong thread

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yea thats the problem with having multiple tabs open.

>about to post comment in thread
>daydream for a bit
>forget im in Jow Forums thread
>post image
>whoops

good thing delete exists

No more USB
Optane replaced HDD and SDD
New variety of phones: modular, transparent or flexible
Hololens became cheap AF, new hot are AR lenses.Ar everywhere in the streets ala Log Horizon.
Jow Forums loses a lot of users, go back to how were the old times, except /b/ and Jow Forums are still shitholes

big anime tiddies become mainstream and easily accessible

>big anime tiddies become mainstream
Oh no, it would ruin them.
>easily accessible
It isn't that hard to get past the panda.

>12 more years
Guess I'm delaying my suicide then!

>Unironically using the panda.

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kys commie cuck. those are genuine concerns

this one knows.

Well yeah, because they would be praising him. Me slowly going insane? It's just my mom telling me to stop cumming on the windows to keep the mailman away.

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deeplearning AIs take your job

Microsoft now 'owns' linux and all the foundations unofficially , and just uses it as a "developer" part of Windows, they bought it out from the inside (and are right now)

People start drifting away from google, alternatives to google maps, youtube etc actually appear that are improvements over what google offers. Single businesses begin to take away the power, but now your data is being tracked by 50 companies instead of 1.

Phones now have some auto docking where you can put it down on a desk and then it charges + hooks up to keyboard/mouse/monitor automatically, and has enough power to actually do tasks, runs windows or similar too. Nobody uses a laptop anymore they just carry around a minimalistic 60% size keyboard-like device they plug their phone into.

Nobody owns physical media anymore, nobody even owns digital copies of things, most things are just streamed like games/music etc, at decent enough quality like 4k/flac.

Third worlders are still poor

Everything is subscription based. EVERYTHING.

AI is still just if statements, but a lot of things are being done by computers now where humans previously did that job, things like cooking etc will just have AI to perfectly time food every time.

Holographic memes

Sound like a hit summer blockbuster.

>AI to perfectly time food every time.

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VR & AR coming out of their experimental stages

Can't wait for my outside HUD on glasses or contacts

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Here you go

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You live in a concrete box and don't own anything. Everything is virtual. No shops or other services physically exist because everything is online and delivered by drone.

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quantum computers

Underrated; first post best post

based

This is actually believable.

Laptops still on 1367x768 with dual core intel 4GB of RAM and a HDD

No, they'll switch to 1792x768 for that sweet 21:9.

Based and redpilled

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× Social media is highly regulated in most developed countries (including the US)

× An alternative to YouTube exists at 50/50 market split

× Sex robot brothels in most major cities

× Google glass like products exist and are used by a large percentage of the population.

× Self driving vehicles account for 20% of cars on the road.

VR doujin stories at comiket

Yes, please. Better yet, AR doujins.

>2030
>plugging keyboards into phones

>I will finally become a data runner

Please make information illegal

get slow shipping with the $1 digital code then you fucking cuckold. Nobody is forcing you to get same day shipment.

$3000 shitty smartphones

Laptops will adopt the notch

Holy fucking shit.
I wish I had never said it now.

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He just doesn't know how to get past it.

If it isn't at least 80% by 2030, I will be in prison for a road rage incident.

I'm pretty sure that just changes where your package is put in the queue, not how hard or fast the pickers have to work. Unless you actually buy less, you're not actually reducing their workload.