Why is the female in front of the man on the iOS contacts app?

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how do you know you're not looking at them from behind?

>caring about glossy app icons on the shittiest and least Jow Forums mobile phone OS
Unironically throw yourself in front of a bus, you annoying little piece of shit. Go cry to mommy about how you got your feelings hurt on Jow Forums.

they're having carnal relations

>glossy

See an eye doctor.

Have you never heard the phrase women and children first?

based

>shittiest
Android baby COPE
>least Jow Forums
Don't fucking tell me that you actually use some dead meme like MeeGO or Blackberry OS.

how shocking and unexpected

Women are better than men. Deal witg it nazi

That's usually the case in straight sex

spooning is nice

Because that's how soibois get the illusion they've actually got females in their contact list.

My address book unironically contains more females than males.
Only my mom cares about me.
At least I think so.

because the man is rubbing his cock between her ass cheeks

She is too fat, so she needs to be put on front to fit

>Apple
SCATMAAAAAAAN!!!!

so your mom is the only contact in your adress book?

cringe

Reddit soi boi triggered

*snap*

Reddit is pro-apple, you fucking cunt.

dont ask questions you know the answer to

when will the nightmare end?