>go to starbucks to shitpost on my t440p with Manjaro bspwm installed >qt sits down at the table next to me and takes out her macbook >pull my laptop charger out of my backpack and plug it into the wall >10 minutes later the qt goes to plug her macbook charger into the socket >she laughs and says "nice windows charger"while giving it a condescending look >she unplugs my charger from the bottom socket, plugs her pretty white macbook charger in, and then plugs my charger into the top socket >I get really angry at this smug whores false sense of superiority with her stupid mac fag craptop >yank my charger out of the wall and run out of the starbucks accidentally bumping into her table on the way out >I think she saw me cry
wtf do I do bros? I can't go back there. I like to look at the short loli barista's feet and that's the only time I get to look at a girls feet since i think my mom caught me looking at her feet
go back anyways. it's ok. don't show weakness. talk shit back to her and then she'll get turned on and go on a date her attacks on your were probably some lame attempt at flirting on her part. or if you piss her off at least then she'll start avoiding you. win/win situa8
Easton Edwards
> um excuse me sweaty, this is MY outlet plug > remove your moms iPad charger from the wall and charge your laptop > win win
take your thinkpad and cave her skull in. go to her house and kill her fucking family. stab her eyes with toothpicks, cut her fingers and toes off with bolt cutters and set her on fire
