Lets hear those startup ideas Jow Forums

Social media website that's similar to Facebook, except it's not. It's an amalgamation of different websites
> FB, YouTube, Google, Twitter, Amazon, Soundcloud, Ebay, Crunchyroll, Hotmail, Periscope, WarCraft III: TFT, Roblox
all rolled into one. It's the only application on your desktop that you'll ever need.

Distributed money laundering network

>input a single photo of at least once person and an English sentence
>output the person(s) acting out that sentence

Example: a photo of a woman and the sentence “her sucking penis”

that's called a web browser, buddy

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By the way, did someone succeded with image searching of cropped images?

How does reactOS apply to your idea?

A website where you can shitpost about technology and never ever actually contribute anything of value.

It's like Facebook, but with blockchain and machine learning behind it.

Open world single player games, but with AI and events that aren't transparent.

What I mean is, with most games you can reverse-engineer the AI pretty easily. Elder Scrolls games, the characters just stand around and recite scripts. If some major event happens, their script changes to the next one. Walk to their house at night . Simple stuff.

Basically make Dwarf Fortress for non-autistic people.

Uber but for pizzas

Middle out

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Airbnb but for swimming pools

non-linear visual novels

Yelp but for ubers

Jow Forums but for Redditors. I call it ‘Jow Forums - Technology’

Gonna start a robotics company. Gonna make Mech's pretty much.

The Moon has 1/6th the gravity of Earth and Mars has a little over 1/3rd meaning we can scale up the human form. This is especially useful and important when it comes to construction.

While Lunafags and Martians get all the mech fun, Earthlets will just have to settle for having their souls weighed down by gravity kek.

Real life hookshot

Reddit, but stop astroturfing the votes. Rank posts based on actual vote numbers instead of which company paid for vote manipulation.

Movies without pictures. Its just sound

Lol

A gym for your brain

Honestly, I think in the near future you're going to see a massive backlash to all the censorship going on lately and see a huge bubble of "free speech social media".

audio books?

Makeup for men

Dogs but for cat people

Facebook for pets. Does not require owner’s approval or information.

onions-based food alternatives

No theyre movies

only one in thread with any promise

Lord of the rings but in space

Jow Forums but with technology occasionally discussed.

Bread made from meat

>How does reactOS apply to your idea?
nah let's make it look like win 10

dishwasher but for cooking
put ingredient in
take good food out

Roombas but for lawnmowers

A washer that is also your dryer

A table that is also your dishwasher

stop

Drones that walk your dog

Fuck you

Purely sound-based OS

dog drone that walks your dog

Veteranarian for your laptop

You mean an oven?

How about some doc oc headgear and you walk your dog with a controller

free os, but NT-based

Car seats that have a schute open up underneath your anus so you can do no. 1s and 2s. No more need for toilet pit stops on long drives.

Two words: Edible. Drones.

Deliveroo but with prostitution.

Spotify but for audiobooks

Make a product which isn't shit.

Netflix for pizza

bdsm software ideology

REEEEEOS

Jow Forums but with usernames

Chalkboards but theyre white

app that's hostile towards other apps

Flashlights but they glow in the dark (similar to CIA niggers)

people paying to find sauce on images

spreading an idea that startup culture fucking sucks

no
an oven only cooks
you have veggies compartment, oil compartment and you say u want a salad so it slices shit up

make really good keyboards
make really fucking good keyboards
like ridiculously over-engineered god-tier keyboards
like take the early model m keyboards and make them more rugged
add internal systems to prevent damage from dust and spills
anger-proof too. you can slam your fists down on it all day and beat your wife with it and it will be just fine
we are talking front line military grade ruggedness here
no, even more than that

no rgb shit, no fancy programmable macro whatever, just a standard ps/2 keyboard
thinking maybe a detachable numpad, or just a separate numpad unit entirely

figure out how to make perfect nintendo gameboy plastic too

just make the best god damned keyboard possible and then just keep making that keyboard exactly the same way
make the whole thing completely user-serviceable
without having multiple models over the years, replacement parts will be readily available in the decades to come

when sales start slowing down, eventually branch out into other devices

do a rugged computer mouse next
like make it how those madcatz r.a.t. mice were supposed to be but make them not suck ass and have some god damned quality control
also make them look less "edgy gamer"
i mean it would still look edgy with the whole adjustable open frame thing but thats only out of practicality

Quadrocopter haircuts.

It flies to your home. You take it inside, it scans your head very accurately and then using amazing AI it cuts your hair flawlessly with sharpened rotors. 1mm precision.

Then you just open a window and throw it out so it can fly back home.

Here you go, bro.
mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/new/

It'll get hacked and cut people's heads off

porn organizer but you have to pay for it

OS for people who dislike any other OS in existence

This is Stylify! Artificial Intelligence, powered by the block chain, that picks out a wardrobe for you! Imagine this. You and your wife are invited to this party. And you know that ALL these big shots are going to be there. You want to make an impression. You want to wear something impactful! Right? But you know nothing about clothes! I mean, you wear them, but you know nothing about color, style and patterns. This is when you Stylify! You take a full body picture, upload it to our "virtual shopping assistant", and you tell it, "I want to look powerfull", and BAM! In a matter of second, you are presented with all these options! You select one that you like, add it to your shopping cart, fill in your shipping details, and you are ready to TAKE ON THE WORLD IN STYLE! You are ready for impact! *Gleeful smile*

This "virtual shopping assistant" has the potential to absolutely disrupt the online clothings market. There is no expected ROI. This idea is simply to big, and to disruptive, for any numbers to be projected! I did the math. I ran the numbers. And they all looked like fantasy numbers to me, and I thought to myself, "This can't be real". So I put my engineers on it, and they all said that there was nothing wrong with my calculations. The projections were correct! So this got me thinking. Where do I go from here? Who else, is ready to CREATE the future. And came to think of you... Are you willing, to take my hand, and walk through the door, into a brighter future?

(Adapted from a real, but longer sales pitch I heard not to long ago. I fucking hate sales people.)

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I like the sound of this

opensource cloud management software

like how azure, aws, google cloud looks like

It can't get hacked because it's completely autonomous once launched. The only way to interface with it is via ports. Attempts to do so when running will result in self defense.

I'd use it.

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>sandals and dress pants
>blazer with a t-shirt
I fucking hate this timeline.

sex robots
I mean, not sex dolls and not simple fuck machines, but useful little helpers
y'know

Honestly, I find that idea intriguing.

LotR spoof about eagles where they fly to mordor and back, as a sports competition

Cant wait for the all in one meme to fucking die.

A smartphone with "shatter proof" plastic screen with a factory placed hardened glass protector on top of it. Cracked the protector? Replace it yourself with slightly more expensive than average company screen protector.

>Retains all the scratch proof and slidey feel properties of glass smartphones
>Takes extreme amounts of violence to break the plastic screen underneath
>Still earn money on people dropping their phones
>Will be bought more than others due to reputation of never breaking
>User replaceable battery as well
>Cryptocurrency miner in the PC/MAC software which offers app deals in return

>user interface sounds like asmr qt3.14
>input raw bits by making bleep bloop noises with your mouth
>move cursor with bat shrieks for echolocation
>fart to shutdown
>error message is REEEEEEEEEE
>/dev/null outputs john cage's 4"33
>/dev/random outputs merzbow
>password is threnody to the victims of hiroshima, in full

>fork linux
Why, when the open source community could just use sel4, and start off with a stable, and secure microkernel instead?

>Cryptocurrency miner in the PC/MAC software which offers app deals in return
DELET

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Trap tinder
A social meetup app where woman have to pay in order to make a profile, and are banned automatically if they mention they have kids, in case of mixed kids, she will win a spot on the "make fun of" section where males can make offensive comments which will be then emailed to every one of her social media accounts
On the other hand traps profiles will be promoted and men not willing to fuck traps will be banned too, popular traps in order to keep their accounts promoted must pay the devs in sexual favors at least once a month

>Trap tinder
Honestly surprised this is not a thing yet.

A cuck dating app for couples to look for local big black bulls.

>Make entire website dedicated to freedom of speech
>Fuck all given let people post shit without risk of being silenced
>Let them all speak. not just some alt-righter but socialists too.
>Fuck social media silencing people. I made my own damn site

I've gotten people to respond to it with some attempts at self-marketing... but the community still is extremely small. I'm hoping it grows with time. People may value it with time. I've gotten people to talk shit about the design on here a lot but I'm mostly concerned with how the site functions as opposed to the design.

1stAmender.com

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GIMP but not shit

So a Docker container then

iot dragon dildo with blockchain technology

Cheap paging network using Lora modulation.You could cover entire cities using a dozen low-powered transmitters. The pagers would be small boxes that connect to your phone via bluetooth.

Penetration testing and security services for small businesses.

I don't know if I have enough industry knowledge yet. My fear is that small biz will be like big biz but much worse. Only doing the bare minimum, only testing for compliance. etc.

The dream is to open this company with 2 of my colleagues in a few years, but we'll see.

nothing wrong with a blazer and tshirt, a blazer isn't formal
now the sandals i agree they look horrible