Newfounded pagan lands

I am from Jow Forums. Explain me d'fuck Jow Forums is?
What are the local customs and traditions, why is touhou everywhere, which gods do you pray? Name all the aboriginal tribes and their chiefs, pagans.

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kot id

this but unironically

Based and kotpilled

Art thou worshipest kots?

fpbp

this but gay and more lighthearted

>touhou
bc this is a comfy board that naturally became the prime alternative to s4s.
it needed a theme and 2hu just kinda materialized by default.

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It's the worst board of Jow Forums, where people come to relax and try to get away from everything that sucks about Jow Forums

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its a strange place. All russians here are dumb russian trannies. Dont listen to their lies.

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The fucked place it is.

We worship the gods we created

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fuck you

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Marisa is cute

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Name these gods.

THE POGCHAMP MAN!! ;D

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there is only one

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we like posting cirno

Are you just like Kazakhs worshiping the Great Swamp Kot? Are you polluting our air?

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Pray tell, vasili, do you know how many russians it takes to screw in a lightbulb?

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juan

m8 dont start jokes alright you know I love joke

this board is gayer than lgbt.

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I guess russians need no lamps at all. You just need 0 lamps for all the russians, pagan.

Exactly thirteen.

one to screw the bulb in for free
another one to keep the worker at gunpoint
a public official to claim the worker was an alcoholic criminal
five guys to spread the news their comrade died in a freak car accident
and five more guys to spread the news the lightbulb never went out in the first place

So... I was walking in Antwerp along the Schelde, and I wanted to go to the other side of the river. I didn't see a bridge or anything so I just decided to walk south at first.

Suddenly I see a Belgian guy at the other side, so I scream "HI THERE!"

Belgian guy: "HI EVERYTHING ALRIGHT?"

Me: "VERY WELL, THANKS! BUT HOW DO I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE?"

Belgian guy: "BUT YOU ARE ALREADY ON THE OTHER SIDE!"