What's the best laptop to buy to get a girlfriend?

What's the best laptop to buy to get a girlfriend?

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T520, then use that to order whores.

macbook because no woman wants to date a poor autistic man

Get her an apple because she probably basic

>big plans to get back at roasties
>kills his incel asian roommates instead
>kills nerdy loser soronity girls instead

ToddlerBook because women don't know how to install software. That's the reason.

T530, girls like dig chiclet keyboards

T400 w/ Libreboot & FSF Approved GNU/Linux Distro

alfa as phuck

Just give that money to a hooker.

Macbook Pro, also make sure she sees you driving a bmw

Who that?

Thinkpad, Latitude, Toughbook

Second coming of Jesus Christ.

he's a handsome young man, I bet he's literally dripping in pussy.

That's not Terry

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This. Anyone who would have to do anything with a girl who doesn't love these is retarded.

>oh my GOD look at that IBM Thinkpad! my vagina is a waterfall right now!
said no girl ever, get a fucking clue OP

Macbook girl(male)friend

now post that video of him jerking off and eating his cum

Just whip out your horsecock. It always works for me. Bitches love getting their uterus' distended.

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I'm not going to post that on non-NSFW board.