Now what.
I bought a Macbook Pro
Aiden Moore
Thomas Mitchell
Install gentoo
Andrew Nguyen
Nathan Cruz
ok
Josiah Roberts
now you need condoms for anal sex
Jackson Thompson
Install OpenSUSE
Brandon Thomas
Good for you, I think it's a really good choice. I hope you went with the full spec model (7k$?). That one is literally the best.
Christian Hernandez
No. I got the 2.2/256 on sale. It is a nice machine. First Apple computer since my G3 iBook. I've just been out of the "ecosystem" for a while and don't know what I'm missing. Bought it for CC.
Cameron Powell
return it
Ayden Hill
now you sit back and bask in the warm & fuzzy feeling of not being a dirty street shitting winpajeet
Carter Moore
this
load bootcamp on it windows LTSB
fucking power house
before i sold mine to make a fucking VR gaming rig thing for a flight simulator the only thing i hated was i swear it would go back on webpages randomly and shit because of the trackpad.
i disabled all gestures tho. also the touchbar is shit. this shit thinkpad has the exact same tho. cant fucking get away from it lolz
Logan Moore
Isaac Taylor
Why would you buy a Mac book user
Nathaniel Williams
Get Mojave on Monday and enjoy Dark Mode.
Parker Phillips
nice! must be a Willy Wonka cosplay. I love chocolate
Angel Diaz
Mason Adams
Adam Morris
Austin Baker
Jace Robinson
Christopher Ortiz
Chase Sullivan
Jordan Ortiz
Andrew Bell
why
Austin Brooks
Leo Rogers
Lucas Rivera
Return it and get a 2014 or early 2015 one.
Justin Watson
Charles Taylor
Angel Brooks
based
Easton Lee
How can I discretely hide my new scat folder on my new Macbook Pro?
Logan Hernandez
Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill.
You might recognize our agency's threads like:
>y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol
>post your apple products
>where my (apple product) bros at?
>WHO HYPE FOR (apple product/event)?
>why does (celebrity or notable people) use (apple product) i'm confused, pls shill for me!
>lol green bubbles
>"Perfection" (apple product photo)
>macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta
>geekbench circlejerking threads
>look! this pro-apple blog says good things about (apple product)! please click it!
>it just werks (apple product photo)
>i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back!
>rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"
We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like 1000/$50 on the dark web to get a real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums with a few other guys.
>pretend to need to (X), recommend Apple products to ourselves
>enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple
>get shekels
>make thread but it devolves into Apple getting shit on
>no shekels
When we can't get any good shilling going, we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products.
>OMG i own this HP/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS
>coshill comes in the thread, plugs (Apple product)
>lololol loonix has no gaymes, windows master race!
>lololol wangblows sux, linux master race!
>step in after 100 posts and make up story about how great (Apple product) is
Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I'm quitting because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I'm graduating so now I'm outing them.
is my old coworker
Luis Cook
Nice LARP. Why would anyone come to a board of poorfag NEETs and try to sell them anything other than $100 chink phones and thinkpads?
Noah Brown
I bought the Macbook because the HP wouldn't arrive in time. Not everything is a jewish conspiracy you polsperg.
Nolan Lee
One program that I think is infinitely useful is "iStat".
It shows temps, ram usage, internet usage, etc.
I mainly use it for ramping up the fans whenever I'm doing something that'll tax the system.
This is what I have it configured to show right now.
Chase Perry
That's cool. Thank you user.
Brody Young
Hope a speck of dust comes under your key.
Jack White
Why would you want that?
Brayden White
>it's a mactoddler subhuman manchild thinks his toddler toy his welcome on Jow Forums episode
Adam Morgan
Maybe you should spend less time personally identifying with your tech baubles.
Ryan Garcia
Eat french fries on it.
Charles Adams
>goes into threads about things he doesn't like to be mad
>calls someone a manchild
David Gray
Enjoy fast computing and masturbate
Elijah Foster
Hey, I already started a Mac thread. Use mine instead.
Noah Gonzalez
see
Dylan Jackson
more like grey mode.
Connor Cooper
Looks pretty dark to me famalam.