>*dring dring*
>"Hello? Bill speaking."
>"Bill, it's Steve here. We've got another one. He's running Linux. On a ThinkPad."
>"Simple. Activate the hardware backdoor."
>"S-sir we already tried that. He's using Libreboot."
>"... Unleash the trannies."
>*click*
*dring dring*
Oliver Price
Ryan Lopez
Me and user talked for a bit. You're using trannies now? Our deal is finished, Bill. Business is business. *click*
Adrian Cook
>"You're making a big mistake Igor. I have a legion of mentally ill transvestites at my disposal. One word and every business you've invested in will be infiltrated. Productivity will crash. Profits will dwindle. Don't make me do this Igor. Call me back once you've mulled it over."
>*click*
Nathan Davis
>hello
>yes it is me
>I have a small problem that I need you to handle
>I don't care if you're fighting a war in the Andromeda Galaxy right now
>I want Bill eliminated in the next 24 hours
>*click*
Levi Price
>"The Space Force isn't ready. I need more time. Bill is your problem now."
Owen Rodriguez
oh is Andromeda Galaxy what Trump calls his brain? lol
Luis Brown
>Don't worry, master Igor
>I'll override Trump's decision
>the fleet arrives in 5 hours
>we can't afford to have Bill interfering with our plans
Jonathan Edwards
kek
Joshua Lee
>this just in
>our intelligence tells us earthlings have activated the space force program earlier than anticipated
>our own double agent codenamed 'Bill Gates' is about to be found out
Jason Fisher
>yes hero the rest of thry world is up to something
>Get all data on the subject, if they fall we must take over
>Chiwna numba #1 in tech and it always stay like that Hero?
>Get Rajeesh Al khababa on the fone from India and poison all the electronics going to Microsawft Amazon The white house Russia Today and Kill Zuckerberg during his trip to Afrnigga
Christopher Murphy
I knew the chickens were traitors
Easton Hughes
>HARRO I AM MASHAHIRO SAKRAI
>NIP NONG CHING CHONG WOT DIS
Charles Gonzalez
Jose Jones
Send all troops
Gabriel Walker
>freedom balls
Aaron Lewis
>what's that?
>les womyns are taking over ze leencucks kerrnel?
>let me make a quick call to my mongolian basketcase fanclub
>bleep bloop bleep bloop
>yes, it's zat time
>you know what you have to do
>*click*
Jaxson Allen
>hello
>yes
>yes
>prepare the quantum universe eraser
>this universe is lost
>we will search for a new one
>wait for my order
>*click*
Colton Cruz
Not the planet smasher!
Owen Williams
>"Bill. It's me. I mean it's you. It's-it's your younger self from the past. I'm calling with an important warning. Do not trust the Bogdanoffs. They will betray you! I must go now, someone's coming."
>*click*
Isaiah Clark
>Does this mean we're allowed to win now?
Josiah Perez
>hello cutie, did you know I saved 1,000 thai kids by diving in myself with my trusty metal submarine
>but of course all of this happened after I defeat Grichka, Igor, Bill Gates, Trump, Bezos, and the imperial chickens in space warfare
Dominic Brown
>yes, the human world's in turmoil; it's time to strike
>prepare the waifu-force and get ready for an all out attack on the 3D dimension
Joshua Reed
This thread unironically wins.
Owen Sanders
William Sullivan
>Hello miss
>oh hello
>This is Ranjesh with Microsoft, how are you doing today?
>I am ok, haha, hopefully there's nothing wrong with my computer
>Actually we are calling you today because we have noticed that your computer does have a WIRUS
>B-b-but, my son told me that this Linux Think paddy thing couldn't get viruses!! Oh no! What should I do?
>You need to go to your sons waifu folder and email all of the 'jay pegs' to us immediately.
Luke James
>He's in
John Martinez
>lord gates?
>yes this is future workers of you
>Microsoft support center that's who
>do not worry lord gates
>we will infect the Linux kernel copies with corrupted JavaScript code
>android phone will fully be curry enabled
>Linux logo will be changed to India flag please
>we thank you lord gates may goddess Vishnu bless you with hottest curry
>good bye lord gates I need to poo
Justin Mitchell
>H-hello ?
>Hello Neo, do you know who this is?
>*whispers* mOrPhEuS?
> Yes. I've been looking for you Neo. I don't know if you're ready to see what I want to show you, but unfortunately you and I have run out of time. They're coming for you Neo and I don't know what they're going to do.
>Who's coming for me?
>Stand up and see for yourself...
>what, now?
>Yes, no. do it slowly, the elevator.
>Oh shit
>Yes...
>What the hell do they want from me?
> I don't know but if you don't want to find out I suggest you get out of there.
>How?
> I can guide you but you must do exactly what I say...
Aaron Martin
This thread is based and redpilled
Henry Russell
>Neo
>This Morpheus guy, he glows in the dark
Xavier Young
>Neo, wait just one moment, this is the best part of the song
>"THIS MEANS NOTHING TO ME, AAAAAH VIEANNAAAHHHH!"
Luke Bailey
Lmao
Kayden Gray
>Something is wrong, he's in but we can't execute the hack!
>Updating the kernel? Why would he sabotage our plan?
>No! I'll handle this!
>Even if it means killing him
>*click*
>We were meant to be gods together...
Samuel Baker
Bentley Reyes
>Your appointment to Linux should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with Linus
>He didn't really have a choice
>Oh yes, most certainly. When I mentioned we could put his daughter on the priority list for the straightness vaccine, he was so willing it was almost pathetic
Jose Taylor
>Hello, can anyone hear me?
Noah White
Hey hey! Good to hear you buddy! Your wife's cookies are amazing!
Noah Campbell
Is that a GNU FOSS phone?
Asher Ward
>"Richard. You must kill them. Kill them all."
Benjamin Russell
Robert Ortiz
Can't make it up
Sebastian Scott
Has anyome seen the roll charts with alt right ppl done up like females ? Daisy Hogg, Alexandra Jones, Paulina watson etc.. roll for your boi? Just a side note
Jayden Sanders
>Yes yes yes
>Leave me alone I know what I'm doing
Grayson Torres
Heh
Jonathan Bennett
I don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about m8