New Macs in October

New Macs in October.
New Macs in October.
Dear God, let there be New Macs in October.

New Mac Mini? Yes please!
New MacBook Air? Yes please!

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So are they rebranding the ultrathin fanless Retina MacBooks as Air now?

Why would you ever buy a mac mini now? They aren’t even (easily) user serviceable anymore.

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Apple has GOT to do something about the MacBook Air. It's just so crappy with that non-retina display.

My work has been offering me a new computer for over a year now, and I have been holding out for an MBA that isn't just a spec bump on my existing one.

I know the little MacBook Pro is arguably the successor of the MBA, but it doesn't feel it. I can't explain it, but it seems to suck in a way that the MBA doesn't.

One would imagine a redesign would make it much more compact than what they’ve had since 2010.

Rumor is, new Mac Minis should be coming out any day now. ANY DAY.

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Apple needs a Retina MacBook that hits the $999 sweet spot. The new quad- and six-core 2018 MBPs start at $1800.

At this point, the mini could be just as likely to be discontinued. It hasn’t been refreshed in four years. The chassis hasn’t changed in eight years.

I agree. It hurts. Some of us just want a Mac that isn't a hackintosh (for ease of upgrading) but not a laptop and not a big-ass iMac.

>MBA eliminated
>13" Macbook with New Improved (again) Buttershit Keyboard to replace it
>iMac bumped up to latest greatest display/innards, but still comes with 5400 rpm HDD
>Mac mini bumped up to latest greatest but with even more anal lockdown and extra pain for iFixit
>Mac Pro discontinued altogether/ignored
r8 my analysis

Apple has already promised an all-new, non-trashcan Mac Pro. It’s just not yet known when it will arrive.

Retina MacBook with a Touch Bar

>iMac bumped up to latest greatest display/innards, but still comes with 5400 rpm HDD

If the iMac Pro is anything to go by, the next consumer iMacs should be 100% SSD (thank God).

>posting this bait shit on Jow Forums
>>>/macrumors/

they will be 5400 rpm SSDs still

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Ok, I will rate your analysis.

>>MBA eliminated
Agreed. Despite being Apple's biggest seller due to its good looks and being the cheapest laptop from Apple, Apple will not give this model any love. We were all supposed to transition to the 12" MacBook, which will be grown out an inch and declared the new 13" MacBook Air, complete with ONLY ONE thunderbolt port, to the surprize of none and the dismay of all.

" Macbook with New Improved (again) Buttershit Keyboard to replace it
Agreed. Sadly. Dunno about the 4th gen dirt-pro keyboard though. They will probably keep the 3rd gen with keyboard condoms.

>>iMac bumped up to latest greatest display/innards, but still comes with 5400 rpm HDD
That's not such a bad compromise. Get a cheap SSD, stick it in an external enclosure, and boot from that instead.

For those willing to nix their Apple warranties, they can use guitar picks and microwaved bean bags to de-glue the monitor from the case and do an HD swap themselves.

Why do you think Apple won't go for a laughably small-sized M.2 SSD instead?

>>Mac mini bumped up to latest greatest but with even more anal lockdown and extra pain for iFixit
Please, Lord, hear my prayers! Make this a thing.

>>Mac Pro discontinued altogether/ignored
Yeah, it's too early for the new Mac Pro. Apple has promised that for "2019" which could mean January but probably means late November (just in time for XMAS 2019).

They're going to ditch the entire mac line for ipads. It will happen within a decade.

When were they ever easily serviceable?

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Tbh an ipad running actual macOS would be perfect.

>ipad running actual macOS
You've got it backwards.
Apple licenses the ARM architecture but designs their own chips.
So Apple could just decide to swap x86 for ARM and ditch Windows compatibility for iOS compatibility instead.

This year, you need to test out the
> stocks app
> voice dictation app
out on macOS. These are both iOS ports using Apple's new iOS-to-macOS converter layer.

>MBA eliminated
MBA will be revamped with an Apple processor at some point. They've had that in the works. It might disappear for a while though.
>13" Macbook with New Improved (again) Buttershit Keyboard to replace it
Doubt it. Will still be 12".
>iMac bumped up to latest greatest display/innards, but still comes with 5400 rpm HDD
Isn't fusion drive standard? Will be par for the course. Wouldn't be surprised if they removed HDD options entirely in the coming future, forcing people to fork out extra for larger capacity SSDs.
>Mac mini bumped up to latest greatest but with even more anal lockdown and extra pain for iFixit
This is apparently coming.
>Mac Pro discontinued altogether/ignored
Mac Pro will just be ignored. Apparently the new Mac Pro is going to be a cube/small form factor PC.

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I’m not sure I understand

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Expect changes to Macs sometime between now and 2025.

Maybe Macs change or maybe they disappear, but they won't be commodity WinTel boxes any longer.

how many hours do you all thing this literal shit will stay up? i bet on all day.

oh no. That's not how you use a penis. He's doing it all wrong.

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user, you don't have to wait for new macs.
You can build perfectly working hackintosh for much lesser price right now .

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I really can't wait until Apple stops using x86 in their laptops. They might be worth buying again when they do.

stop posting yourself, user

/thread

Does the fecal poster have a point? Are apple users more likely to be gay?

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based and poopilled

>Does the fecal poster have a point?
Dunno. I just keep reporting him, one shitpost at a time.

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It is probably some aspie just REEEEE-ing because he is butthurt that Apple exists.

He's a Windows user who gets upset about Mac OS for some reason. Pajeets have fierce brand loyalty.

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> Windows
Sure he’s not a freetard?

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I find alternative OS users to be pretty chill.
They will kill each other over emacs vs vi, but they generally leave the nano users alone.

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Yes. Freetards don't even hate Apple that much. Only Microsoft shills care enough about Apple to do this.

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Wow, out of 1 billion people.

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/b/tard be gone!

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>willingly downloading and watching dozens upon dozens of utterly disgusting videos because there is a thread about a product you don't like on an anime forum

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They’re not disgusting to him, they’re supposed to disgust us. Think about it.

Fairly sure the person is a legit hardcore scat fetishist and is just looking for an excuse to post his favorites.

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>mods are on CoC threads like lightning because muh Jow Forums boogeyman
>this will stay up far too long
Really makes you think

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This doesn't look healthy.
This isn't healthy at all.

Just makes people buy apple shit in the same way angry feminists made everyone vote for trump lmao. The effort put in and the resultant effect just shows how fucking clueless some people are

Imagine if they channelled the same effort into creative ways. Like making fake rumors or some shit

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