Because he's the hero Jow Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll ban him...

Because he's the hero Jow Forums deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So, we'll ban him, because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. A watchful protector. A Based Scatman.

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Based Scatman.

nigger
nigger

How will iToddlers ever recover?

Scatman was a CIS HET White man

>t. SEETHING iToddler

Scatman, saving us from Apple Haters one post at a time.

Baste.

The hero Jow Forums deserves.

Captain Beefheart has never, even once, scatted in his entire musical career. Why would you even post him?

The fuck is this shit even about?

>Jow Forums is literally encouraging someone ruin their own board by limiting what's on the list of "allowed" discussion topics
>Jow Forums is unironically encouraging shit spamming
you get what you deserve, I guess.

a guy obsessively posts scat porn (primarily gay) whenever anyone posts anything about Apple or vaguely Apple related.
he gets banned, evades the ban and then posts more until the thread dies.

Sounds based desu

>hero
punishment*

>scatman
more like seething poojeet posting his family photos from the designated shitting street

Ah, thanks. I guess I don't lurk Apple threads enough.

He's the hero we need if not the hero we deserver

What Jow Forums really needs is a desjwified version of Firefox that is based on Quantum and allows more UI customization without user.js fuckery and without telemetry out of the ass.

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just use waterfox lmoa

It's pretty much been unavoidable at this point. He got banned like 7 times during the stickied iPhone XS/XS Max/XR unveiling megathread and still kept posting.
He got banned like 4 times when someone tried to revive /fag/ - Friendly Apple General.
One poster even did a test where all he did was post the Apple logo and a period, and scatman still showed up.

no, fuck off

enjoy your inclusive browser so᠍yboy

you're not allowed to use it, inclusive my ass, son of a bitch