Thanks for fixing my laptop, user! You're such a nice guy! How can I ever repay you?

LEMME STROKE YO PUSSY

She's Mexican.

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Install Gentoo

Ahh, thank you
pretty close

>Like this, user?

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By not putting your laptop on the carpet, you filthy degenerate.

you know

Haha, don't worry about it, always happy to help!

Stay like that for 15 minutes or so

"Oh, I don't know"
>leans closer
"You know, you're so fucking hot."
>puts hand on back
"Now that I think about it, maybe there is something you can do for me"
>moves hand down to butt
"I gave you some of my skills, so why don't you show me your skills?"
>gropes ass
"Take off those clothes and let's see what you can do"

is this the response you were hoping for user?

I am not autistic enough to pretend I don't know what you meant, but I have erectile dysfunction.

>no I don't, user...

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Needs porno music playing in the background at some point.

whack me off with you shoulder blades

you're a sick, dude.

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*unzips dick*

Typical dude always thinking about sex when a girl is just trying to be courteous.

you give that sweet sweet GPU you're hiding

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Sure, I just want to know the touch of a woman.

can you give me your Bionicles collection?

GIVE ME YOUR CAT BITCH
YOU DONT DESERVE IT

$200 ought to cover it. Next time bring it to me, and during office hours if possible. Callout rates be expensive yo.

(no man ever got laid doing favors for women, get your head OUT of this mindset - they view sexual activity as a favor, so if they're of a view that you're a "giver" of favors rather than a receiver, you'll get shit all from them)

don't be rude, user.

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Yeah, I think I've had enough cringe for today. I think it's time for bed.

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you make my pee pee hard

>user....

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You can start by using only free software.

>well, start for calling it GNU/Linux
>now I have to go check my mailing list, bye

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>Charging a cute girl that much

what is wrong with you user?

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Who is she (he)?

Almost certain that's a trap. Anyway, no fuck that. I don't need to pine for pussy and my time is valuable. I could take the $200, go to a more attractive hooker, and leave with change.

yes?

Not white so I don’t care.

>she

Her name is Danny-chan! She loves cats & anime.

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>Almost certain that's a trap.

No she's a healthy 20 year old female.

>Anyway, no fuck that. I don't need to pine for pussy and my time is valuable.

Why are you so angry, user?

>I could take the $200, go to a more attractive hooker, and leave with change.

She's not a hooker. Don't be an asshole.

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>Danny-chan
>she

yes, SHE!

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problem? :3

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By eating all these eggs

>yes, SHE!
I don't see any female genitalia in that photo to prove your point

duh this is a blue board!

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Then I guess he's staying a male

you've been spending too much time on /b/.

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sad.

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fpbp

About 4 years ago I met this really attractive 28 year old weeb chick. Her and I hit it off but we quickly realized we hated each other's guts. Fast forward to a year after that, I happened to catch win she needed computer help and she actually lived a short walk from me. I figured I'd offer to help. I go over to her place, fix/undust her computer. She asks me if I can tune up her laptop as well and she would like to come back to my place to do that. I thought it was weird as fuck but I agreed (remember, me and this chick hate each other's guts). We go back to my place, we are both sitting on my bed really close as I'm fixing her laptop, it finally dawns on me the situation we are in and I put my arm around her, press my weight against her, pin her down and we go from there. After that, we dated for about a week before we realized we hated each other again.

the cat is off limits.

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Here comes the mental illness

kek

Could you introduce me to some of your cute friends?

IMO sex between two people who have some level of animosity between them, the best.

Real girls fix their own rigs, nigger.

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looks like she did a bad job but i would still let her sit on my face.

tru computer girl here btw, fuck your nonwhite trash girls

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If I'm being completely honest, she was the best sex of my life easily. I wish her and I weren't natural enemies in nature. It doesn't matter, she got married and is fat now, so she is basically dead.

>uggo face but nice tits

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>mutt with a strong chin
>posted on Jow Forums
I take cash, sir.

with money, fucker

Schizos back to

Stop being mean anons.

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Doesn't surprise me in the slightest, I remember years ago this bird I knew was always trying to one up people, I knew how she operated, so played the game back. Great sex, total animal. But yeah, same deal as you.

the face isn't even uggo mate

it's pretty hideous.

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Why are you such a white knight, NPC cuckold?

only funny post in here

>asking people not to be rude is being a cuckold

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>posts picture of wrong girl
you k der anun?

>studs on the lower labia

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yes

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This.

$50 in cash, thankyouverymuch.

>Do you take bitcoin?

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where are her tits

Give me your cat

No keep your buttcoin. My B12 dealer doesn't take crypto.

I don't know, baby what dat mouth do?