>be me >346.3 lbs (157.079 kg for you cucks not in burgerland) >eat mcdonalds and pizza every single day >buy 2 liter of coke every day >spent $1000s of dollars on fast food and snacks >have stomach ulcers from the hot cheetos i gorge on every week >havent had water in a month >rich parents (26 btw) fuel this behavior, have since i was an early teen
i am god i dont get how im not heavier, i guess my metabolism is keeping me at 300 kinda sucks not being able to move as much as i could when i was a kid but i get to shitpost on Jow Forums and troll reddit cucks all day.