Be me

>be me
>346.3 lbs (157.079 kg for you cucks not in burgerland)
>eat mcdonalds and pizza every single day
>buy 2 liter of coke every day
>spent $1000s of dollars on fast food and snacks
>have stomach ulcers from the hot cheetos i gorge on every week
>havent had water in a month
>rich parents (26 btw) fuel this behavior, have since i was an early teen

i am god
i dont get how im not heavier, i guess my metabolism is keeping me at 300
kinda sucks not being able to move as much as i could when i was a kid but i get to shitpost on Jow Forums and troll reddit cucks all day.

any other fatties?

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Typical american

whoa kid
fix it before you die at 40

so you're the typical Jow Forums user?

i dont know how

nah i dont like Jow Forums

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no

thought you were making the story up, but okay.....

nah im fucking fat

i wish i were you

How tall are you?

what good does that do you?

last time i checked i was 5'10"

Honestly thanks, it genuinely makes happy that their always someone more pathetic, disgusting and neck-beardy

you disgust me OP

im sure stuff you do is comparably worse

start moving nigger

im white

i wanna be big

im fat, not muscular retard

still a nigger

okay pal

why are you so angry?

eat marginally less and do marginally more
then increase those margins slowly

im not angry, your post is retarded. i dont know why anyone would willingly be fat, except for me. i enjoy the gorge

>its ok when i do it
retard nigger cunt bitch faggot jew

Dear fucking good, hahahahahaha

gay shitpost

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