>2020
>type nigger into my pty1
>Violation of user CoC has triggered corrective interrupt, system shutting down for halt in 30 seconds, sweety
2020
>2020
>think of the word "nigger"
>anti-nazi circuit implanted at birth instantly ends my life
you violate my CoC, I violate your boipussy
finally at peace :(
poor terry, I really wishd for him to get the help he needed, but at least he's not in a mental nightmare anymore
Damn, I always use sexist variable name as a joke.
what the fuck is THAT?
it's the new ceo of linux
I don't know, think about the shitfight that would break out over the nigger regex commit
>triggered
REEE ABLEIST LANGUAGE IN MY OS? DELETE! DELETE! THE WORD TRIGGER TRIGGERS ME!
THIS IS THE FUTURE WE CHOSE
OFFICIAL LIST OF ALL TIME MISTAKES
1. WOMYN IN TECH
Why does this ugly dude has a lipstick and dyed hair?
A strong woman
>dude
XHE IS AN ORNATE WINGLESS DRAGONKIN YOU CIS SHITLORD
>user CoC
this is literally impossible under any GPL license, stop FUDing.
>this how they'll male the breach
Replace the strings with bad words for the thought police with magic numbers, as the list of thoughtcrimes grows it becomes too complex.
At some point it's just code for the hardware backdoor to run.
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holy shit it's fucking possible and easy
It is quite sad that Terry could've lived to seen Linux die had he only lived a couple of weeks longer
It looks like it has no actual lips
>mkdir nigger
>ERROR: CoC conflict detected, kernel tainted
>create SJW license
>update CoC to ban everyone who oppose the change of Linux license to SJW
>???
>proffit
>start typing 'nigeria'
>CoC offensive text predictor blanks my screen as soon as i type N I G
>black van pulls up in my driveway
good thing that the source is open and its not windows 10 so theres no forced updates
Github should have a red warning stating "the persons making this program have not implemented the new CoC" on all programs to shame then into implementing it.
dont give them ideas..
maaaan I haven't played Clash of Clans in years my base is probably raided.
>not updating the Linux kernel
I get not updating Win7 precisely because it's closed source, but Linux?