I'm an adult man

I almost got you, you little shit.

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>i label myself based on what others label me as
Imagine being such a cuck that you let (((society))) decide what you should do.
>"they told me I could be anything so I became what they wanted."

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GTFO, Peter Pan

>the absolute state of Jow Forums

i love everything about being an adult except for my libido. I don't want to be a slave to my desires but it is either that or i cut my balls off.

Is that why I've been feeling macho lately? I've been eating nothing but steak, ribs, whiskey, and buffalo wings this weekend. I feel like I could kill a man right my bare hands right now and I've never been to a gym.

>That one guy who got raped by TSA because his mainboard had a pistol-shaped heatsink

I wish that anyone who has bought ”gaming” equipment after turning 16 would be killed off.

do it. kill chad and take his woman. like the good old days

Nah I already got 3 little sisters, I have more than enough women to deal with in my life.

I'm memeing. I know this feel all to well. It's why I'm not interested in a girlfriend. 2 sisters and a brother is enough to make anyone not give a fuck about girls

>what is hashcat

>I'm an adult that really cares about cumpoter parts naming conventions

Each of mine are 3-4 years apart so I get to experience the unending horrors of girls at different stages of their lives at the same time. Yesterday my youngest one threw a tantrum because I changed the channel and the oldest one became passive aggressive toward me for an entire week for that shit. Even though all previously agreed I could in fact change the fucking channel if no one was watching TV.

It's like living in a mental hospital sometimes but I stay because last time I left they kept trashing the house throwing parties and inviting strangers all the time. I seem to function as some kind of lightning rob for these chicken heads to take their problems out on me. In exchange I get free rent so not all bad I guess.

kek. God bless you user. You will end up happy eventually.

Thanks, I can't even watch chink toons anymore because of how blatantly inaccurate they portray real families are like. Now I understand why so many only child weebs watch them, they have no idea how ad it actually is.

>claims to be an adult
>posts on Jow Forums

These npcs are so poorly written. What were the devs thinking?

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>I'm a Jow Forums shitposter

Which one are you dating?

HIV positive

I'm finding it hard to argue against this

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holey moley wut a qt

*american

M8 real life ain't the same as the toons. Once you grow up with them they become absolutely revolting at heart if you look at them that way. I know because I have to stare at them every day without makeup.

So your terminally ill sure about that statement?