"Hey, user. Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I heard you were quite the cook."

I want some now

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just throw some shite into a pot mate, let it simmer overnight

im friends with her on fb lole

"Glad you could make it. I've had this brisket slow smoking since last night. Got a home made coleslaw to go with it."

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Woah, you Americans sure are good at cooking meat huh?

damn these look great
steamed hams

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bbq isn't am*rigan

Lamb, because its the only meat I have currently

frigg, where's it from then Mutt?

Dixieland

chorizo spam and potatoes

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Aul Orleans huh? Nice
Jazz, Gumbo and BBQ, what a place

chest nuts

you're confusing the guy you know

Curious why you thought of New Orleans but it's definitely there too, if less than places like TX and Appalachia

Honestly I'd be surprised if he didn't know what I was talking about.

Enjoy

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Me? I'd have my mom make us some chicken tendies.

Dixieland Jazz probably, always had an infatuation with the South, you guys are pretty cool

Glad you think so, it's always nice to hear when people actually pay attention to our cultures.

well why dont you tell us a bit of your culture

Potato in our food because it's easy to grow and our soil is bad.
Music is pretty samey but our lesser widely known mythology is pretty interesting

Lot's of Inventions that you wouldn't expect were Irish too.

I always thought you guys had a much more interesting country anyway

I didn't invite you for shit, gtfo

Strange, this scenario is all wrong. Why would I have invited someone over for dinner when I have threads to make? Is this some kind of trick? Is she CIA?

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this

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i bet that everyone thinks foreign countries are more interesting

a bowl of eggs

Chocolate ice cream

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seven ounce of my very own flesh and a gallon of fermented milk

hang myself in front of her

Tell her to tear her hair off instead of walking with a shit on her head

based

I'm fapping right now so splouge sauce

The technique is the oldest way of cooking but from a modern sense it was from Mexico and was modified heavily by african slaves who were working with unpalatable meat such as ribs or feet

i shout KOT ID and go nto bant and show her the top post lmoa!

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real meat hotdogs with sweetmustard relish

Whatever they have in the sandwich cooler at the gas station along with her choice of energy drink. I'm a romantic like that

You seem angry, have a panzerotto ^_^

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that kind of feels a little dishonest because modern barbecue is very derivative of its origins. It focuses much more on the smoke and spices than the original forms of it does.

I make her shit on my chest as she's sucking my fat cock.

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