Can you imagine being a Valve employee?

Hear people whine and whine about you doing nothing, while you silently try to move the state of the art forward. Then, when you release the damned thing, people start drooling like retards.
Rinse and repeat.

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>Valve
Take it to /v/ you fucking moron, nobody gives a fuck about how P2W DotA Cosmetics "move the state of the art forward"

>while you silently try to move the state of the art forward
You mean releasing a bunch of shitty cosmetics every 4 month or so

Did anyone mention games, you fucking cuck retards? I was talking about VR and Linux.

I worked at valve. It was really cringey and most of the people there are into some kind of wife swapping or cuckolding shit. It had a real cult mentality to it and creeped me out.

>people start drooling like retards
They are gamers after all. What else would they do.

This is the real internal picture.
Written by a guy who worked there and spilled the beans.
>ttps://pastebin.com/d199N7eY

so things no one cares about

vr is a kind of video game

>vr
>nobody cares
Have you ever been to a conference, faggot? It's literally everywhere. From medical stuff, to automotive, to virtual training, people are really working towards realizing the potential vision of VR.

you literally named the only uses for it

People said the exact same thing about Google glass. You cant have consumer grade stuff in the medical field
I'm sure its gonna be useful somewhere somehow but not in its current state and especially not in video games

valves new press video on their website shows them doing modern military mocap prob for CSGO source2 update/new CSgame or HL3.

it also shows them lazer/3dprinting a side panel for a valve PC/console.

I understand them though. Sexual monogamy is unnatural as fuck. I've only been with my gf for a year and I love her to bits but sex with her is so dull I get more enjoyment from playing overwatch. Cuckoldry is whole another matter though.

interesting

do you think valve is inherently evil like other big tech companies? it seems like kind of a strange case, in that it's hugely profitable but doesn't feel maybe quite as insidious as the big three

>I worked at valve
doubt

kys

>Hear people whine and whine

I doubt programmers are the ones handling their customer service hotline.

Faggot, Vulkan is a technical masterpiece. Go gobble some more cock you turkey.

It's a private company so no it's not evil like public companies.

seems like the internal politics are pretty awful though

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jul/30/no-bosses-managers-flat-hierachy-workplace-tech-hollywood

>It was really cringey and most of the people there are into some kind of wife swapping or cuckolding shit.
greentext pls

Quit using your spare time to jerk off every 5 minutes. Your body will naturally find her attractive if you're not bombarding your brain with novelty porn.

Are you telling me the local amateur basketball team has been railing your GF for your enjoyment while you were playing OW?

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well most people who work there are white, and most white men are cucks. there's really not much more to it

>while you silently try to move the state of the art forward

What did he mean by this?

Dota is one of the few games where you cant p2w faggot.

Unless you count the intimidation your bling has upon your enemies.

They literally haven't done anything for vr. Oculus and Chinese companies are the only ones doing any real innovation

You can pay people to boost your MMR, thus making the game P2W

>it also shows them lazer/3dprinting a side panel for a valve PC/console.

they already tried selling licensed "steam machines" that no one wanted and they pulled because no one wanted them

why would it work now?

>one of the few games where you cant p2w faggot
Dota+ ranked roles

>be Valve emplyoee
>can't count to three

Because they'll probably bring Windows games to SteamOS

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notOP but , VR actually has lots of applications not just gaming, mental (and other) health for one thing.

It's also good for construction.

Yep lots of things, plus their could be things we haven't even thought of yet. But no, people just focus on the gaming tech (which is great and all but personally never owned a headset)

I mean on the gaming side it can take over as a scenario sim for ER and other stuff too.Wich I would think is good.

A good mental health example is VRChat of all things. It's helped people with anxiety and other problems, hell I've used it in nonVR mode and I have some issues like that and I can see where those people are coming from.

All I see there is chaos.Lol.

Well that too but I've seen people's posts on forums and stuff mentioning this kinda thing.

I'd rather work at Microsoft

vr is aleady dead
no one wants it

Nobody in the 80s/90s was saying "If we just had higher resolutions this would be great"

no, china is selling you a little tiny sceen in a cheap plastic box and you are overpaying for it
dont be stupid

VR is only dead because there is no proper input device. Just visual output with a bit of head tracking (gyros strapped to head behind monitor) does not make a VR experience.

No, body scan in the cuckshed where you walk over shit and wiimotes are not proper input devices.

Proper input device would be to cut off electrical signals at the neck (except maybe the vital shit like breathing) and use them as input.

think steampunk, more cogs and wheels to input directions

> VR is dead because I say so and because I dont have a VR headset

lulz

no one posts about it other than no one uses it, its safe to say its dead

thats pretty extreme, all you really need is some immobile force feedback suit with tracking for full body control. That doesn't mean body controls aren't going to be shit and tedious though, just more realistic.

yeah it's got negative hype now before anything actually released.

You wouldn't get the job if your father hasn't been working in Nintendo.
Cuck

i worked at nintendo

Would work, if it's similar to 'IT'

>thats pretty extreme
I did not have a thing like matrix in mind where you get penetrated by a tentacle and literally mind fucked. I am pretty sure I have read somewhere about a japanese professor that made an exoskeleton for legs to help people who can't walk. That exoskeleton scanned the electric signals of the spine towards the legs and used that to move the exoskeleton. Since the spine still worked and the damage was towards the legs it was possible to move around. If that works than applying it to the neck and the whole body should work too. And blocking electrical signals non-invasively can surely be done with magnets. A current generates a magnetic field, so you can just use a magnetic field to stop the current. Surely that works, my middle school physics knowledge can't fail me.

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