Microsoft Ignite

Lets discuss ignite
here is the stream microsoft.com/en-us/ignite

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tldr: MS, Adobe and other cunts want more (yet more) of your data. Oh Brave New Telemetry Opportunities, etc.

> ignite
wasn't there a runit scripts collection by the same name?

JUST, GIVE US YOUR DATA. ALL OF IT. TRUST US.

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lol also why do people have sunglasses inside btw

NO

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>just plainly requesting direct access to datamine your shit
god i hate these corpo mastubatory bullshit events

He has no idea what he's talking about, does he?

THIS. Did he forget to bring his script up to the stage?

no

TECH INTENSITY
is. not. JUST.
>pause
>pause

Sounds like he remembered the virtue signalling portion of his script.

>a billion disabled

Wtf, 1 in 6 are disabled?

anything half decent and not gimmicky get announced?

Yeah they invented a teleporting machine that brings the drunkest brit on stage

Which of you guys didn't let the bong interview you?

There are many retards who use winblows 10.

Also you can't make this shit up.

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so..... many..... pajeets......

HELLO, I'vE GOT A PAJEET HERE
>HELLO I'vE ALSO GOT A PAJEET
THERES LOTS OF PAJEETS HERE, iSNT THERE

>Release the pajeets

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That ride never ends.

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>I have some exciting news:
I found an attendee that isn't a Pajeet!

AWESOME!

>Dem WHITE GURLS be hidin on the roof!
Apple does this stuff infinitely better, must be said.

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This is fucking awful. Send help

I hate this faggot.

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'Open Data' = ADOBE, MS and SAP gang rape. Only thing I have taken from this, avoid anything using Azure like the plague

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Really

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Unless they are "ignite" burning windows 10 in a fire I don't think I need to care about watching that.

Livestream just fell off for me. Anyone else having trouble viewing?

No it works good

Strange that no muslim went full Jihad on that

should have bought a Surfaceâ„¢
you really aint missing much tbqh

been watching bits of this, they ain't scaling down the telemetry anytime soon:
>DATADATDATDTATTATDATGIB
up to based EU now to tell them to fuck off with this, maybe in 2025

us redditors huh!xd

Can anyone tell me what is Microsoft ignite?

oh yay, more microsoft-fag software

Where the World Comes Togetherâ„¢ and says:
>AWESOME!
lots. Suspect the real stuff is ongoing in the secret catacombs

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