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Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill.
You might recognize our agency's threads like:
>y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol
>post your apple products
>where my (apple product) bros at?
>WHO HYPE FOR (apple product/event)?
>why does (celebrity or notable people) use (apple product) i'm confused, pls shill for me!
>lol green bubbles
>"Perfection" (apple product photo)
>macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta
>geekbench circlejerking threads
>look! this pro-apple blog says good things about (apple product)! please click it!
>it just werks (apple product photo)
>i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back!
>rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"

We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like 1000/$50 on the dark web to get a real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums with a few other guys.

>pretend to need to (X), recommend Apple products to ourselves
>enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple
>get shekels

>make thread but it devolves into Apple getting shit on
>no shekels

When we can't get any good shilling going, we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products.
>OMG i own this HP/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS
>coshill comes in the thread, plugs (Apple product)
>lololol loonix has no gaymes, windows master race!
>lololol wangblows sux, linux master race!
>step in after 100 posts and make up story about how great (Apple product) is

Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I'm quitting because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I'm graduating so now I'm outing them.
is my old coworker

yes because you can totally see that, lmao

>whats your excuse for not buying the iphone [0-9a-zA-Z]+
su

Human eyes can't see above standard definition @ 24fps anyway.

Reminder to report this 12 year old iToddler that's evading 8+ years of bans and keeps coming back thinking he belongs here.
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>paying more for less.
lmfao

I have a note 9. I enjoy my headphone jack and lack of notch

>whats your excuse for not buying the iphone XS
It's too small
I'm buying an XS Max instead

so basicaily iphone xs is honor 10 for 1200$
cool

>You mean the slowest.
He means the only one. Androids don't have a face ID, they have face recognition that is tricked by a picture.
>tiny battery
Still last longer than your shitdroid in real life
>no sd card slot
Who the fuck cares in 2018 where 64gigs is the standard.
>no headphone jack
Who the fuck cares in 2018
>no fingerprint sensor
Who the fuck cares in 2018
The future is now, old man. Androids will follow and get rid of the fingerprint sensors and headphone jacks completely just like they always do. And none of you contrarian fags can do anything about it.

It lags and loses to $500 chinkshit which I'm gonna buy instead

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only reason to buy chinkshit is if you live in chinkland

>He means the only one
iPhone users, always a year behind in knowledge.
>Still last longer than your shitdroid in real life
If your real life usage is not using it, sure
>Who the fuck cares in 2018
>Who the fuck cares in 2018
>Who the fuck cares in 2018
People who use their phones. Is using a phone outdated now? Then Apple's decisions make sense, because trying their hardest to make it as inconvenient as possible.

>iphone
seamless animation
>chinkshit
choppy lag garbage

need more storage for your hentai you virgin?

>Androids don't have a face ID, they have face recognition that is tricked by a picture.
My cheap $300 phone has IR based face unlock.

>iPhone users, always a year behind in knowledge.
What other phone has a face id with depth data?
>If your real life usage is not using it, sure
I'm a heavy user, my current S8+ barely lasts till the EOD and it has all the garbage lile location history, background refresh disabled. On my iPhone 6 plus I didn't have to change or block anything like a maniac and it consistently had
30% by my bed time.
>Is using a phone outdated now?
Some functions are outdated and irrelevant now yes. Some functions we're never relevant to begin with because they were a gimmick.

>What other phone has a face id with depth data?
Newer Xiaomi and Huawei phones, maybe some others.
>I'm a heavy user
Of that I have no doubts.
>Some functions we're never relevant to begin with because they were a gimmick
So fast phone unlocking and storing data on your phone are gimmicks or not necessary, I understand now.

>Newer Xiaomi and Huawei phones, maybe some others.
Like what? Name one? I checked P20 pro from the top of my head and it doesn't use 3d scans. I can't be bothered to blindly research further, just name one.
>storing data on your phone
I can store it just fine, who would have thought. Never had the need to add external memeory even when I had the option (like I have now on my S8+). Why exactly do you need EXTERNAL memory? 64/256 gigs not enough? Wtf do you store on your phone, Blu-ray rips?

>over 300 is retina on phones

>oh no 330 vs 326
how will macfags ever recover?

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i hope you get paid well to shill this cancer

i also hope that you just stop breathing forever

you're fucking cancer so please kill yourself

What the fuck is this autist crying about?

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COPE

>seamless iOS animations
maybe when pigs fly

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>using weighted smoothing with 30px distance

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>Name one
Pocophone.