Developed by professional chads in california

>developed by professional chads in california
>not touched by pajeets like poosoft windows
>OS is rock solid built on unix with least viruses
>not ruined by autistic trash and trap developers like loonix
>hardware costs filter out brainlet poorfags, only chad richfags can use quality hardware
>hardware holds value, plebs trying to get into apple hardware still pay a lot for dated hardware
>users are scientists at NASA and researchers at prestigious universities

Now that linux is in the trash why doesnt Jow Forums switch to a real operating system. Oh wait Jow Forums is poorfag arch/gentoo central. Why haven't you switched Jow Forums?

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>developed by professional chads in california
as Microsoft and Linux
>not touched by pajeets like poosoft windows
>not ruined by autistic trash and trap developers like loonix
Fo sure, there is no trans or Indian programmers in big corporation like Apple
>>OS is rock solid built on unix with least viruses
security by obscurity, critical security bugs are often discovered by casual users due to nobody giving a fuck about MacOS
>hardware costs filter out brainlet poorfags, only chad richfags can use quality hardware
It's affordable if you're not total poorfag
>>hardware holds value, plebs trying to get into apple hardware still pay a lot for dated hardware
nope, planned obscolence as it's best in case of modern Macbooks
>users are scientists at NASA and researchers at prestigious universities
what the fuck

I've used MacOS, this is peace of overrated shit, Windows is only sane option in 2018

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>Windows is only sane option in 2018

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>buying flashy overpriced hw 3-4 years behind its time.

Yeah, nah.

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>b-but microsoft and linux uses chads
>b-but apple has poo in loos too
>m-muh windows is b-best

state of Jow Forums tards. Already gave in to microsoft and cheer on windows. While deflecting simple shit with canned response.

>buying cheap, buggy hardware and OS that steals more money in time lost than than the dollar cost difference
I value my time and prefer to spend it wisely instead of playing mommy's little IT specialist on my home computer every time I want to use it

POO IN LOO

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>developed by professional chads in california
Not anymore
>not touched by pajeets like poosoft windows
See above
>OS is rock solid built on unix with least viruses
Not true since Lion
>not ruined by autistic trash and trap developers like loonix
You need to install a GNU userland on top of it to do anything but check email or browse facebook
>hardware costs filter out brainlet poorfags, only chad richfags can use quality hardware
It's literal x86 trash sold at a premium
>hardware holds value, plebs trying to get into apple hardware still pay a lot for dated hardware
I 've never paid more than 50 euro for a Mac, and this includes Intel, ppc and 68k machines.
>users are scientists at NASA and researchers at prestigious universities
See #1
t. Macfag

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some people just don't get it OP

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Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid Apple shill.
You might recognize our agency's threads like:
>y dont u own a mac r u poor? lol
>post your apple products
>where my (apple product) bros at?
>WHO HYPE FOR (apple product/event)?
>why does (celebrity or notable people) use (apple product) i'm confused, pls shill for me!
>lol green bubbles
>"Perfection" (apple product photo)
>macbooks are overpriced, ok show me a laptop that... pasta
>geekbench circlejerking threads
>look! this pro-apple blog says good things about (apple product)! please click it!
>it just werks (apple product photo)
>i used to use non-apple products but then i tired apple products and never looked back!
>rotate threads and topics regularly to avoid being caught by mods as "flooding"

We focus primarily on tech blogs and the like with hacked Disqus accounts that we can buy for like 1000/$50 on the dark web to get a real post history and identity. Me, I got Jow Forums with a few other guys.

>pretend to need to (X), recommend Apple products to ourselves
>enter non-Apple thread and convince people to consider Apple
>get shekels

>make thread but it devolves into Apple getting shit on
>no shekels

When we can't get any good shilling going, we'll just crap on the competition, THEN try to slip in a suggestion to try Apple products.
>OMG i own this HP/MS/Samsung/LG product and it SUCKS
>coshill comes in the thread, plugs (Apple product)
>lololol loonix has no gaymes, windows master race!
>lololol wangblows sux, linux master race!
>step in after 100 posts and make up story about how great (Apple product) is

Mostly a side job and I make $100 every month or so for no effort, but I'm quitting because they bullshitted me once on a check, plus I'm graduating so now I'm outing them.
is my old coworker

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>Soup Jow Forums, I'm an unironic paid MS shill

>Paying apple
Install hackintosh

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Nah, even Apple stopped giving a fuck about MacOS. Every update brings some minor irrelevant shit to avoid complete stagnation and keep some interest in laptop devices in unknowing customers, stationary versions of Mac didn't get hardware updates from long time ago, marketing is directing desktop casual users to use iPads. Apple is focusing on iPhone, Apple Watch and AR-stuff, MacOS is way low in priorities of company.

Meanwhile, Windows just got better with Linux Subsystem for professionals, optimisations and touch screen support. Shit, even security improved a lot. Combine that with many great ultrabooks on the market in reasonable prices and you'll see that it's only sane choice for consumer to go.

And no, Linux is not a great option for casual user.

t. bill

Reminder to report this 12 year old iToddler that's evading 8+ years of bans and keeps coming back thinking he belongs here.
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>t. a fucking imbecile who doesn't know what 't.' means

who are you quoting?

it took apple 1 update to make a system wide dark theme, meanwhile it takes microsoft 1 update to maybe change context menu color

>users are scientists
yeah, like those Large Hadron Collider guys

>weeb
>uses hackintosh
>expects people to care about his opinion
sad

>apple is streamlining products and software
>this is bad
>linux cant even keep their shit together without having an organization crisis come up and bends to microsoft will
>muh windows and linux security combination

yep, bet you whine in BSD threads too

SAVE US BASED SCATMAN

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>rock solid
>enter root
>get root access
wow, only Apple could design something so secure

thanks for your serial, big boy

>thinking you can do anything of consequence with a serial number
it's not a bank account number. go nuts, newfriend

>street shitting iPoojeet

>brainlet morons replying seriously to straight up bait

>enlightened Jow Forumsentoomen that deflect bait and just mock the iPoojeet

>based and redpilled Jow Forumsentoomen that actually do something

upvoted and subscribed

nice specs, are you homeless?

>space
just kill yourself already

No, but I care about the security of my hardware.

>be paid to shill apple
>don't even try to hide it
i just hope that you stopped breathing

Sorry, i can't listen to you over the sound of your house on fire.

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