I'm an adult

i have so much hate for this style of japanese typing. i had to use it in hs and could never get used to it

fun ≠ willful infantilism

> those shitty paint lines
someone used masking tape instead of painters' tape

I don't understand how anyone would plastic their shit in corporate logos, maybe I'd understand designer clothing as a status symbol for niggers but a computer hardware company? and those stupid figurines - why do autists always collect plastic crap?

>gaming printer

>How can you program with that?
It's got LAYERS, kid.
btw I use ARCH LINUX

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asperger's syndrome is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural

Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.

>I'm an adult

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Have you read the never ending story from Ende?

Modern books are just 1000 pages of filler content, when you reach the 2k mark for some people stopping is not an option, is a trap designed to make you buy the mandatory trilogy that writers have to pump out every 3 months.
Old books from decent writers are written around a clear message. They don't want to trap the reader into an endless cycle of buying books, they want you to learn something out of it, that's why fairy tails are the bests ones to read.

Y'know, I started reading it, but it just seems like it ... never ends.

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Unironically heard this one more times than I care to remember

maybe you should grow up :)

Why would a child want an international business machine computer?

kek

Lol, I'm gay, furry and use one of these

>he falls for the adult meme
off yourself if your life is trash.
I see so many of my old classmates enslaved by debts, marriage, 35h+ jobs, it's saddening.
What's the appeal of adulthood? I'm 24 and don't care about power or family, I will continue to spend money in games or useless things I find online.
Fuck the over so-serious world, you don't live long enough to waste your life for the sake of your boss or whoever else is destroying your health.
Live for yourself to the fullest, others come after that.

>Live for yourself to the fullest
>Buy meme keyboards

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I cannot disagree with that. Well stated, sir.

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as long as you're happy, nothing wrong with it.
You don't like it ? You don't buy it.

Ask the kids in /tpg/

go back

>I'm an adult, work for IBM and have never used anything else than a ThinkPad

how about a different story:

You have to take on the burden of life willingly to create a meaningful life. To hide away and surround yourself with pleasure and leisure will not protect you from the tragedy of life. Life is suffering and we all feel the pain of it and succumb and die in the end.

Your purpose in life is to take on the suffering willingly and do your best to make your life and the life of those around you better. By hiding away you are denying yourself of the dignity and meaning that sustains you, and those around you, through the inevitable suffering. You need to take your place in the world, and struggle like those friends of yours who work hard and fight toward a more productive and successful life. Within you is the person you wish that you were. You can let him out and revel in the glory, and tragedy of your own story. Or you can choose to keep him crippled through the years until you wake up one day on your 50th birthday when it's too late

> I'm only able to communicate using greentext

this is badass and you're all jealous

life is not suffering that's a gross oversimplification. life is irreducible to any one thing.

That's only one third of a real keyboard.

I buy lots of shit like this for my gf, who's 19, is that okay?

Are you like sponsored by RoG or something, user? the RoG-branded printer seems a bit much otherwise...

Kind of cool otherwise though, you have something you're passionate about and that's commendable

For when you really need that edge in Temple Treasure Hunt. Or chess by fax.

right into the cringe compilation with you

>that fucking rat face
Is that the escape your hellish existence key?

Adults chronologically are not adults if they still have the mind of a child
Fact.

life is change

this applies to those laptop sticker and 'battlestation' threads also

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l used to buy cocaine from that guy

>STOP ENJOYING THINGS YOU HAVE TO SUFFER LIKE ME THATS BEING ADULT AMRITE

Lmaoing @ ur life fag

>average /v/ user

It's caused by vaccines.

You can't buy me hot dog man

>edgy red shadow the hedgehog neon shit
>adult

60 sheets per second

Where is the fucking spacebar?

Pshh, that's nothing kiddo.

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There's something intrinsically wrong about trying to find happiness through mindless consumerism. There's no two ways about it, user. "Do it if it makes you happy" is not a valid way to live your life.

Adults use/buy whatever they feel like, not what others expect them to.

Do you think the keyboards in the batcave look like this?

depends on how old you are and how often you get laid
keyboards in the batcave would probably at least have a function row and a number row

Too old.

Hi an adult, I'm Dad

I mean someone has to build and design stuff for kids. You think kids build other kids toys?

Guess what, if you have great taste and the brain of a child you'll probably be a fucking millionaire by making something all the parents buy for their kids at Christmas.

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>shadow
Damn you are dumb, that's the Asus ROG logo.

How are you supposed to type lowercase letters?

No you're just a fag

wait, so looking cute stuff makes you gay now? shit.

adults have 10-key
you know, for typing about money
a thing that adults have and manage

basado pero no rojoencapsulado - estan azulencapsulado

what did the beaner mean by this

kek
they wish; the average /v/ user has much shittier hardware than this

No you're not!

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define adult

based but not redpilled - you're bluepilled

>"Do it if it makes you happy" is not a valid way to live your life.

you are absolutely right, it amazes me how every young adult and media people says "do it if it makes you happy" the trick here is, their "desires" and "dreams" are planned and manufactured, so he is chosing which manufactured dream he wants.
feels like freedom.

If you even show the slightest feminine trait you might as well start looking for a local glory hole to get some practice

so he is chosing which manufactured dream *they want

>digits

> no space bar
> a windows key
just anhero

>3 shift keys
>no space key

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just another piece of evidence that brand worship is substituting the increasingly dysfunctional church in western societies
religion, it would seem, is a part of human nature

Babby tier shit

This is the real deal

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what mmr?

I have one of those

WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO WRITE LOWER CASE LETTERS? UPPER CASE IS ENOUGH FOR ALL NEEDS

>Mechniggers and other (((expensive)))"""hobby"""fags are closeted pink faggots
Imagine my shock

>no numbers
>no brackets
how the fuck people use that shit?

The /mkg/ hipster will smugly tell you
>it's got layers, but you probably haven't heard of those

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I don't even see Enter and Shift on the second one.
On how many layers of meme does on have to be to unironically use one of those.

Just 2

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>ppl liking things is liek beliving in god
>im very smrt btw

Damn I want this

why yes, i'm an adult indeed

a e s t h e t i c

Even keyboards on modern laptops force me to press 2 modifier keys when I wanna press something piss basic like ALT+F4
how many keys is it on your meme board!

CLEAN
LEAN
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Cool blog post OP.

Just 2

*snap*