Tfw cant tie shoes

>tfw cant tie shoes
>ok ill try going to autistic route and be a le epix master of technology
>fail comptia 901 A+
>take a college class going over the stuff for credit
>fail that even though ive studied for a year on it
>try to crimp RJ-45s into a cord
>failed completely at that
>the multimeter was completely off
>worst one in class
>the teachers now getting rude to me
>classmates rude to me
>the teacher laughed because i named all the topologies than he asked me what one was the answer and I said one that wasnt even on the list
>it wasn't even a topology
>cant drive at 27 years old
>get bullied at work school and home and internet my whole life
>even the autists think im pathetic

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God i hope this isn't me when I'm 27

don't give up little buddy

>i fail at everything
>i know, i will post and whine about it

Listen, you dipshit. This is my life, i am 26 now: i live in 3rd world, i've been through a war where guerrila militia just entered and seized my house so my family lost everything and became homeless, i developed a life long disease because of that stress. i never stopped learning things on my own and i often couldnt go to school because of my medical issues. Now i earn more than double of the average salary for my country. Sure, it is not much, i will never buy a home with that but at least i am not starving and i am now helping my parents with some money. Stop being a little bitch and man the fuck up. I cried many times thinking there is no hope but eventually you realize you have more knowledge than most of the idiots out there in the streets

become an internet porn star

o ya thanks for reminding me...my penis is 4inches...

i am but im still sad....

Go listen to tool. youtube.com/watch?v=GN1lsRtSFPs

You're not afraid of failing/being a loser, you're afraid of yourself because you don't know how to deal with studying, motivating yourself, ect.
To face your fears you must first face the fear of yourself.

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youtube.com/watch?v=yMMz2VwbhVI
used to listen to this as a kid

to face your fears you must face the fear of your face

Most important lyric from that song imho, it helped me get out of from my severe opioid addiction

If I let you, you would make me destroy myself
In order to survive you, I must first survive myself
And I can sink no further and I cannot forgive you
There’s no choice but to confront you
To engage you
To erase you
I’ve gone to great lengths to expand my threshold of pain
I will use my mistakes against you
There’s no other choice
Shameless now, nameless now, nothing now, no one now
And my soul must be iron
Cause my fear is naked
I’m naked and fearless
And my fear is naked

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Unironically try

I invite anyone who wants to see what they look like on the inside to do this following experiment. If you're afraid of what you see then think about why that is, why are you afraid of yourself.

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/making-sense-chaos/201408/monsters-in-the-mirror-no-really-literal-monsters

That's literally the opposite of helping, Jow Forums embraces the fear of onself and puts it on a pedestal like a god.

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>stop crying and blogposting faggot
>proceeds to cry and blogpost

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i dont know much about drugs but they say avoid mirrors.

Because they cause brain damage and a warped perception of yourself. Doing the experiment while not on drugs lets you see how you really see yourself.

I really love this image, it depicts how most people run away from themselves instead of facing what's right in front of them.

Are you sad because you're in a miserable marriage? Take these pills. Are you sad because you hate how badly you've fucked up your life? Take these pills. Take these pills so you never have to face the big bag man in the mirror.

Fuck, I'd kill myself as well if all I had was Absolut.

drinkings bad

get your drivers license
it will open a lot more doors for you

>psychologytoday.com/us/blog/making-sense-chaos/201408/monsters-in-the-mirror-no-really-literal-monsters
err, I sometimes do this... and I don't feel scared of myself. I feel an inflated ego, even though I don't like how I look. Am I psychopath or some shit then?

No it means you're not afraid of yourself and can face problems head on. When people are afraid of their own reflection it indirectly means they are afraid of themselves through sub-conscience malarkey. Really weird how that works but it seems to.

Pills kill lolis.

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Get a father figure to teach you the things your shitbag parents didn't teach you as a kid

>ect

Are guns available where you live and can you afford them?

same lol, 23 here.

>fail A+

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>>tfw cant tie shoes
Do you have some type of disability?

>>try to crimp RJ-45s into a cord
>>failed completely at that
>>the multimeter was completely off
crimping is some bullshit especially if you're nervous about being watched while doing it. I had a class where everyone had to crimp and test with a multimeter and I was the last one to be done and even then took like 10 minutes to get it right after my ethernet cord shrank like 90%. And that was some time after I had to do a lot of crimping outside of school which was successful so don't feel too bad about it.

this, I hear people talking about how they still feel depressed after taking anti depressants for years
they never realize that magic pills can't fix your life

>Are guns available where you live and can you afford them?
kek

3rd-worlder and sub 70 iq shouldn't not be able to use the internet.
We don't give a shit about the less fortunates, off yourselves instead of breading we're already too much on this planet anyways.

Antidepressants should be used when you're do depressed you can't get out of bed, and then only in order to get you out of bed so you can actually fix what's wrong with your life.

>born with a penis
here's your fucking problem right there bud.

lolno. stop being retarded.

Head on over to Jow Forums instead. You might actually get help there. This board is filled with people who likes to pretend that they know what they talk about. They are more concerned about being right in the nvidia-vs-amd-war than they are about learning, educating or helping.

tl;dr; Go to Jow Forums. Here be degenerates and intlel shills.

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Just git gud and don't look at the past

>current year
>being this autistic

lmao

what is a thing you're good at and feel at ease doing?

Ayyyy elmio

OP, your defeatist attitude is the problem here. Keep practising, take extra hours out of class. Your teacher will appreciate it. I failed crimping cables the first time, now I can do it reasonably well, but still not as fast as a 10 year old Chinese factory kid.

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> ...guerrila militia just entered and seized my house so my family lost everything and became homeless...
>ttdh
Man, this happened to me too, but the militia are called the council. No legit reason, just lived in council house for 28+ years, but council had immigrants waiting to move in.
Great material for a copy pasta 8/8

Lmao ok

Thanks OP. Sometimes I get down on myself for only being a network admin at 21 and not something requiring more skill, but hearing your story made me remember how bad things could really be
Godspeed dude

just order lsd, face your shadow and defeat your fucking depression. I don't think anyone browsing Jow Forums is stupid. Maybe where you are isn't your fault but it's your fault to stay where circumstances drove you to.

Read about emotional intelligence, master it.
Learn to control your brain, ffs your brain is more powerful than a quantum computer.
Start meditating.
Take pauses.
Give yourself some kind of routine, eliminate distractions.
You can do it man, i know you can.

Lsd would not be the answer lol

Why do drug addicts always promote drugs but actual successful people are against it?

but i dont even know people who sell lsd

Nah. You have to have pretty low IQ (statistically unlikely) or some pronounced mental deficiencies (ADHD or substance issues) to not be able to hack even a top tier CS program.

Can confirm. If I did any drugs except caffeine, I'd be finished. Frankly, if I keep posting here, I'll be finished.
Conversely, all my friends who use drugs never even started and send me nudes for validation or are typically in deeply dysfunctional relationships and shit jobs.

tfys and I draw deep psychological sustenance from your sticktoitiveness.

OP, you're an unironic brainlet. I think you should get comfortable with the idea of working as a janitor.

Adopt a healthy diet and do cardio frequently. Keep it up for a few months before you pick up school again or pursue something else.

If we uplifted dogs to beings intelligent enough for personhood but less intelligent than humans, we'd have this syncretic civilization of men and dogmen. And the dogmen would not be able to cope in society. They'd be locked in cycles of poverty and hardship. The inequities we see between different groups of human would be as nothing to that between the species. Your average dogman would be a sad, sorry sight of disease, ignorance, crime, want and need. He would be able to communicate this. He would resolve his deep shame in this unfair world controlled by superior intelligences with a mix of ethnic pride and religion. He would remain impotent and marginalized by society.

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I'm pretty sure he's using hyperbole to say, "I'm a total fuckup"

Basically the caste system.

I love seeing the lowlifes defecating in the open.

A caste system contrived by nature.
But dogmen do not exist.
Yet

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I believe in you friend
The world just hates autists

Idiot

Asked in the same thread where someone writes "I don't think anyone on Jow Forums is stupid"

>shrinking
>multimeter
Wtf are you guys doing?

they could be measuring continuity
I had to crimp RJ45 for a Cisco networking course, and, we all tested with a multimeter.

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>tfw below average intelligence and autistic but not the proper autistic for learn programming
fucking why
why are the only things I'm decent at useless things

Nice blog faggot. I'd tell you to kill yourself but given how much of a failure you are you'd probably manage to fuck that up too.

bully