I'm too lazy to install a linux distro on my new computer and I want to hide my porn. Bonus points if you can help me password lock it.
I'm a massive degenerate and I don't want my family to know
I'm too lazy to install a linux distro on my new computer and I want to hide my porn. Bonus points if you can help me password lock it.
I'm a massive degenerate and I don't want my family to know
Rename the folder to "Books".
encrypted container
now kys underage nigger
Not underage just retarded
repartition the disk, store pr0n on new partition, only mount it when you want to use it.
here's the final solution:
1. Don't be a fucking degenerate
2. Profit
Macromedia Flashplayer/locale/EULA/logs
I fap to degenerate porn so I don't do anything degenerate with my gf
I do degenerate things with my gf
So I don't really fap to degenerate porn
C:\things\don't click
C:\things\don't click\teens
C:\things\don't click\cp
C:\things\don't click\cp\cp
why the fuck would you hide a porn folder?
Not CP, that's not degenerate that's just evil
bbw porn
It's a reference, you dip.
Also, he gets out next month.
1. Get your own fucking computer, FAGGOT
>Not CP, that's not degenerate that's just evil
I've seen references to hurtcore CP on freenet so you can find even worse that jusr teenager's porn, more obviously evil
>bbw porn
They often forget beautiful in the acronym, porn with plus size models may be great, Ashley Graham interracial anyone?
stop fapping and get a gf instead.
but if you really need to do this, then fucking just steg it in an image
Partitioned my second drive and made this script
import os
import sys
import subprocess
def mount():
volcode = ""
command = "mountvol E: {}".format(volcode).split()
print(subprocess.call(command))
def mounted():
return os.path.exists("E:")
def unmount():
command = "mountvol E: /p"
print(subprocess.call(command))
if __name__ == "__main__":
if "-u" in sys.argv:
unmount()
elif "-m" in sys.argv:
mount()
elif "-s" in sys.argv:
print(mounted())
else:
if mounted():
print("Unmounting")
unmount()
else:
print("Mounting")
mount()
The old PC I left at my parent's house still has all my old porn in a desktop folder like this
desktop\Desktopp\123456\HOT\
And they use it every day.
And there's some candydolls in there as well.
Veracrypt >>> container >>> profit ?
Hide a little script that changes the extensions of your porn files.
Use another script to reverse the process when you want to fap.
It should keep normies away
I might use that as a second layer of security
attrib ±h
This shit could be perfect adding some kind of codification to file names, so it doesn't end doing things like "HoT_tranny_slapped.txt"
Maybe increase the ascii value of each character a known number so it can be hidden as system files and easily reverted.
Delete System32.
Stop
bury it in system32.
right click the folder and check "hidden".
there you go, little 12 year old.
Why do people download porn? All I ever do is stream it until I cum and then exit my browser afterwards. I just click through a few videos until I find one that gets the job done, I never think to myself, "wow, this sure is a good clip, I should save it so I can jerk off to it again in the future." Do you guys really watch the same porn over and over again?
Do you have ADHD?
NO.
No, if anything I tend to hyper focus on whatever it is that I'm doing at the moment while ignoring / putting off everything else.
Put the folder in system32
But only on things that don't bore you?
Use newfolder method faggot XD
new folder or temp
Thad pls go
This. My friend did it years ago and it's a great solution.
Put it in a folder named "don't click".
No, it can be anything really. For example, I cannot sleep if the TV is on, even if the volume is low and it's a terribly boring movie or TV show that I care nothing about because I can't help but to pay attention to it no matter how tired I am. I have to force myself to turn the TV off before I can go to sleep. My girlfriend falls asleep when we're laying in bed watching a movie all the time leaving me to stay awake and watch the movie "alone".
A couple of weeks ago I saw a sailboat and then I spent 6 straight hours reading about sailing ships and the how sailing technology has evolved from ancient times to the present. I've never even been on a sailboat before nor do I have any desire to take up sailing as a hobby anytime soon.
I even read almost all of my textbooks in high school on my own time to study..
Fap to ur imagination.
leave it right on the desktop, they'll never expect it
Good shit is hard to find. 99% of anything is shit. Prons, vidyers, animus, books, poetry (especially poetry), you name it. This is especially true if you have a very specific fetish, most of which comes from expensive paysites that hire copyrightjews to takedown uploads of their shit.
That's exactly how I feel on modafinil. Truly the Citizen Kane of drugs.
What the heck I did this and now my computer won't turn back on, did I miss a step?
right click folder, click properties, click the hidden checkbox. click apply and ok. open file explorer and click the view tab and make sure "view hidden files" is unchecked. then check that box when you want to fap. that's what i do
also store your shit on a flash drive if your collection isn't too extensive. mine's like 35gb so i just use a 64gb flash drive. $24 at walmart.
Poorfag
Or call it "work" or "studies" and people will run away screaming.
says the guy who cant get another computer for himself to store all his porn
use a database to store your files as encrypted bytes with meta data and then later find the file you want with a query to the database, acquire the bytes, decrypt it with your key, and display it in your favorite video or image viewer.
I'll just hire a guy to fax me frames of porn and pay him through bitcoin
>wohoo porno yippee
why even have that stop wunkkaaminen koko ajan
*wunks* *wunks* pakko wunkata mun mutteria *wunks*
man desu you should just end your life
Use user accounts and ACLs, that thing the OS has had for decades?
These
Unless you are a lazy fuck then just hide it in a protected folder like System32 and better yet fuck with the permissions so no one has access and then just change them back when you want to enter it.
right click properties hidden
Go to System 32 > create New folder > rename to blank space > store porn > pack it into ISO >mount it when you want to fap > encrypt for extra security
Dude just put in another folder in a program install, e.g.
ProgramFiles\Adobe\Photoshop\Legal\Pornfolderhere
theres literally no reason anyone other than you would look there, and you could probably stop at programfiles if we're honest
Put it in one of those folders on your main C directory that have a lock icon on it, the ones that look like "4eab34b4gu7w2g"
Unironically fucking based. Give my regards to your gf.
Just create a new user on the system with a password....