>be me
>be in college
>be in first programming lab class of the year
>have my trusty T430 running LM19 out, everyone in my row (literally EVERYONE, in the row of 10 to 12) has their Macbook. (Well, except this one tard who doesn't have learning difficulties but cant speak properly so uses a program to speak so he uses Windows)
>everyone gets down to their work after professor enters
>he says that gcc is only on Linux computers, to avoid cygwin and that Mac users will have to use the linux desktops
>the linux desktops are fairly good but some had screen problems
>more than half the people switch to using the university Linux computers to compile and write their C code, but 3 people stay using their macbooks because of the shitty screens.
>one of them is my crush
>anticipate that whatever she has errors with, il try and help out and maybe try and get friendly.
>simple shit like printing hello world and printing ascii squares
>i fucking fly through it and finish the work within 40 mins
>spend time on reddit and discord (yes proprietary bullshit, bite me idgaf)
>guy sitting between me and crush leaves
>i get ready to go, but want to talk to crush
>make small talk (i'm not a full robot but still have spaghetti at the worst times)
>she talks about the programming exercises
>yessss.sh
>i might be able to impress her with my knowledge
>she talks about how it sucks she has to use linux and cant compile on a mac.
>tell her about Xcode and downloadable binaries for the compiler
>she doesnt like the idea of doing more than 2 things to get it to work
>sigh, maybe i can redeem this convo
>jokingly say "You should install Linux on your laptop!"
>she replies with, verbatim, "Ew, I hate using linux! It doesn't have anything on there. Who even uses it for non programming?"
>"I do." i reply
>fucking brain thinks that makes me higher than the fags with their fagbooks so I say it like some overconfident twat
>only realise half a second later and it dawns on me
>but its too late
Fucking normies and thieir fagbooks
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>crush says "Really? You use Linux?"
>try my best to redeem myself at this point
>"Yeah, its pretty cool, check it out..."
>lift screen
>screen lights up then goes black again
>fucking shitty graphics messing me about
>have to put lid down and then back up
>glorious mint login screen shows
>im not that robot that I have an anime wallpaper, thank fuck
>crush sees, says "Oh..nice...."
>realise ive fucked up
>some pajeet taps me on shoulder and asks for help
>use it as opportunity to leave and try to strike conversation again afterwards
>pajeet couldn't compile his work
>he forgot to cd into his work directory
>cd into it for him
>turn back (we have those chairs on wheels so I try and do a suave 180 back to crush)
>she's talking to another guy
>he's not even a chad, literally some fucking Turkish guy
>has his gym bag with CROSSFIT written on it. In the other arm, a Macbook.
>mother fucking fuck
>crush seems really interested
>i am defeated
>then it dawns on me again
>i tried to impress a girl by using Linux
>Fucking Linux
>I go into tty1, log in, and run init 0
>fuck that reddit page I had open in another workspace
>just want to look like a badass shutting down his laptop with a terminal.
>put it in my backpack and say bye to my pajeet friends
>go to say goodbye to crush, maybe she hasn't thought me as a total dork
>she's really into the conversation, fucking hand gestures and everything
>dont want to interrupt Mr Crossfit
>I turn back to leave home in defeat
>pajeet friend of mine invites me to a barbeque at his house for some sikh tradition or something
>accept
>at least someone likes me
>thank you Randeep, if you see this, you're a friend
thanks for reading this rant Jow Forumsuys. Why is Linux hated amongst the girls?
>he uses his time in college browsing ribbit and chasing dumb pussy
You should be learning and tackling harder problems and making connections
it's not linux fault, this is a clear case of PEBCAK
have you used macbooks before?
have you used osx?
call it a fagbook all you want but it’s user friendly for normal users
linux isn’t hated, generally, and most things aren’t hated, its almost always going to be your attidtude when talking about it. if you take a stance that puts yourself above someone else, then it’ll show. act as though you are equal or below them, so they don’t feel the need to be offended or on the defensive
Nice blogpost.
>trying to impress girls with your knowledge of linux
based but bluepilled. too bluepilled. here's some good life advice: stop chasing girls and focus on your education/career/hobbies.
Appletoddler subhumans ARE below everyone else though.
lol, picking up girls in class. You're such a fucking virgin kys .
>how to become a stepfather.txt
My gf uses Fedora. It could be Ubuntu Gnome, but I'm 90% sure it's Fedora.
Get a decent girl, OP. Not that any of your made-up story is true, but whatever.
>amongst the girls
not all girls hate loonix.
some of them make it a better place
POO
POO
IN
LOO
>wanting to implant your seed a mac user
Do you want brain dead kids bro?
Is your professor pretending that only Linux is capable of compiling C code?
Why is it so important that the students should use gcc and only the native gcc handwritten by Stallman himself for Unix-like systems (which - I believe - MacOS is part of)?
Based brainlet user.
>NOT USING WINDOWS
wow..are you poor ?
> not using macOS
What are you, a starving nigger?
>using macOS
What are you, a cock smoking faggot?
They probably use lots of Linuxisms and GNUisms instead of sticking to ISO standards and trying to keep a minimum of interoperability
He said that different versions compile programs differently, not like our small fizz buzz programs but bigger ones need the same compiler versions to get it to work properly.
why would these basic bitches take comp sci classes and not be interested in the slightest about Linux?
also, you're lucky OP, at least your school has girls in the program. mine has nothing but fat ugly mexicans, pajeets, and sand niggers.
there's a girl or two, but they are often mistaken for gorillas.
why would these creepy nerds take comp sci classes and not be interested in the slightest about Mac OS X?
See i can do it too
That's the thing, many people are interested in our comp sci/EE mixed degree but alot still use Macs. Even some professors use Mac. Last year I had only one professor using Ubuntu on a Thinkpad. Respected him most, turns out he was gay. Like, openly gay, but I somehow never noticed. Thought that was just how Germans were, until he talked about it on the university radio.
Still respect him though
among all the truths, this is the truetest
>use Mac
>openly gay
Truly a shocking revelation.
Uh, no, he used a Thinkpad with Linux, the only professor I had to do so. Read the comment please
Are you even capable of basic comprehension?
My comp sci degree was 90% white males. The rest were white girls, asian girls, asian males, and like one black guy.
I rarely saw macbooks. Most people used Thinkpads.
t. eastern german
Theres my one way ticket to germany booked
Yep.
This never happened, larper
The only person in my class that uses Linux is a girl, ironically. She's also kinda cute.
I do think she's autistic tho, she's always by herself and never talks to anyone.
You should make friends with her, maybe she is just lonely and a fembot.
>trying to impress girls with your knowledge of linux
worked for me desu
I wish, but I'm too much of a sperg to just randomly go talk to her
Get a cheap FagBook like the A1181 (preferably black, white is gay). Use that shit in class, use the T430 at home... Fixed your life
>assuming I implied that OP should get married later in his life
Only bluepilled numales get married
>complains normalfags
>uses the term normie and uses reddit and discord
Retarded normalfag.
This but unironically
Invite her to SuckDeep's barbecue
Just walk over and tell her to install gentoo.
Or pull one of these:
youtube.com
how long did it take you to make this up? For what reason