Do you have a Jow Forums related job?

Perl

yes, i make clocks for a living

How lewd do they get?

selling shit grandparents and parents don't need for their kids and loved ones isn't a tech job.

No, Jow Forums related activities are just a hobby for me.

yes, i suck cocks for a living

C# backend developer.

I fucking hate using Windows, but Visual Studio is by far the best IDE I've ever used

wait a minute, you guys tricked me :(

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Network and systems engineer

What do you do? Program pacemaker and shiet?

So essentially you suck metaphorical cocks for a living?

yes, i'm unemployed

python backend dev, both flask and django

I analyze DNA/RNA sequences to determine patterns of interest so that they can be used for inference regarding disease susceptibility. The data is useful for designing personalized medicine far more efficient than generic one-size-fits all OTC shit.

I suck cocks for peering agreements

ever heard of SATA, old man?? lmoa

Taking care of a website of a health insurance company with ~8 million members

@67833066
get out

Hell no, Jow Forums related jobs are terrible. I am a social worker, salary is shit but almost no stress and not much actual work to do. I'd say pretty much the perfect job for a simple man who enjoys helping handicapped people while viciously shitposting.

Lol

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>who enjoys helping handicapped people
Why? To boost your own ego? These people have no value to society for the most part and are part of the bigger problem.

thanks, obama

Edgy

>retail
Working a cash register, counting money, and shilling inferior products doesn't make your job Jow Forums at all.

Yes, i'm a social outcast without income.

What does that have to do with anything, faggot?

he made a joke using IDE as the interface for devices instead of the development environment

do you even Jow Forums?

Seems interesting, thank you for explaining

what a retarded joke

I cock sucks living for a

have you ever fucked a cripple

>i didn’t understand the thing
the retarded joke is you

yes, I based cringe for a living

What do you mean lewd dude?
The user of this system are fucking retarded. I don't know how I haven't killed myself yet

I was making a retarded joke about ERP, never mind.

i think he means, how bad does it get that you are summoned to surpervise OR become involved that you witness such deviant detail.

secret fag probably. but oblige him, i guess.

Maintenance technitian, comfy job

ok, faggot. Sorry for insulting your shitty joke

no problem, friend. not all of my jokes can be as special as you.

>he wasn't suppozed to zhare dis information, take 'im down

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yes, software architect

Game programmer

What games have you worked on?

Nothing major, small company (4 programmers, few designers) we're working on interactive floor projections.
Goal is to develop games that young children (2-4) can play at daycare and learn from. So play & learn games.

oh and there's more employees of course, illustrator, marketing, sales, research and shit.

>These people have no value to society
Why would I care whether they add value to society or not? A man is born for his own pleasures and life, caring about "society" and "progress" is that (((they))) want you to do. Pursue tech jobs, get a degree, make your kids love "education", jerk off to porn, buy crap, discuss politics on the internet, pay your taxes.

I work part time doing sales at Apple but i only plan on doing this while in college. I recently picked up an internship related to my degree so I might just drop Apple.

Working at Apple made me hate their products.

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what degree?

I am IT guy on elementary school.

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Question guys, I work in the SAP basis department in the engineering and design team for a multi. Is this Jow Forums related or ERP and CRM systems are more like Jow Forums stuff.

Yes, data engineer.

Do all these tech companies really make their employees wear annoying, huge badges around their necks like that? What the fucks up with that bullshit?

for a tripfag, this must come natural

>These people have no value
same applies to the rest

I know nothing about SAP other than fixing the gui so people can login but I guess it's Jow Forums related.

I do iOS tech support for apple through a call center. I just quit today. It fucking sucked. It was decent money though but not worth it.

Pfff...

I work in cybersecurity. We just call it "cyber" in the biz.

Is your son good at it? The cyber?

Networking

Yes, I'm keeping the cellar safe.

Quality assurance on web app deployments.

Cyber Threat Hunter

I thought we were all NEETS here

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I am studying to become one. What's it like user?

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Molecular biologist.

Yep, Business Intelligence Analyst

t. newfag

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How much?

waking up past midnight to do some manual tests on the day of deployment sure is fun.

As an ERP user, I understand

That's actually me rn

shitposting on Jow Forums *IS* my job.

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I don't even know what my job title is, Remote Desktop Support I guess?

I work for 1Password.

yeah i write code to steal your privacy for a living

It tech for an msp. Lots of work, decent pay, learning a shot ton so my next job pays more and is less work.

nice digits

i work at NA dell repair center. i hate my job. people are so fucking stupid. (granted i only deal with their PCs not them. but GODDAMIT THEY ARE STUPID).

>Jow Forums related job
>go back to /fa/

I install PCs/voip etc. for an IT contractor. I want to do automotive embedded systems programming though >_>

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Im doing mechatronics kek

Not the fag way, I have a mechanical trade and electrical trade (and licence) as well as an engineering degree.

Really gives me authority over a number of people.

Security access and surveillance.
So basically computer carpenter.

IT guy of a couple libraries. It’s comfy.

Btw I got the job with zero experience

Process engineer at Intel. I'm the reason you don't have 10 nm yet.

I am IT guy on your school district.
why you still stuck at a school site? traveling to sites is more freedom