Mark Zuckerberg here

Which one of you l33t Jow Forums ha>

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me

It was us, the haxx04r known as 2^2chan.

Nice try jew. We all know you will send mossad after us as soon as you get our names

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sent ;)

Hahah okay Zucky, I didn't want to admit it at first because I thought you'd be upset.…
I'm happy you're actually just a reasonable guy, and I've always wanted to work for Facebook.
So here it is: I did that. Hire me, and I'll tell you all about how I did it ;)

what kills the insides of a ceo

Isn't this a big news? why nobody is talking about this yet?

all major news sites are posting about it

ONLY IF WE GET TO SMOKE SOME MEATS WITH THE ZUCC

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Eh, it already happened once before.

It just came out an hour ago.

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bad goy

Will this finally kill Facebook for good?

i miss the days when you could just change parts of an url and access someone's private shit

i hope there is a massive leak one day where someone releases the entirety of facebook in a torrent, including deleted accounts

Lets pray

Weld Pond.

Based hackerman better not disappoint.

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Wait, he already bitched out. Dammit.

theverge.com/2018/9/28/17913178/facebook-live-mark-zuckerberg-taiwanese-hack-chang-chi-yuan

>Update September 28th, 3:13PM ET: The hacker has decided to cancel the attack, he announced in a Facebook post. “I am canceling my live feed, I have reported the bug to Facebook and I will show proof when I get bounty from Facebook,” he confirmed to Bloomberg. The original article appears below unchanged.

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God I wish that were me

You fucking idiots...
They have to make this shit up in case you keep forgetting the past every 24 hours because of too much jerking to pillow lolis

>bitched out

Would you not be scare of the wrath of a billionaire who can basically track anyone in the world? He made a wise decision.

Fuck wisdom. I want entertainment.

KILL 'EM ALL
50,000,000 USER ACCOUNTS COMPROMISED
I AM THE TRASH MAN

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>they told the police

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Kinda boring but tech companies pay a shitload of money for bughunting and the like.
He probably preferred that over going to jail.

god zuckerstein has such an ugly fuckin bean head

dadada

You can still do this

he should have sold the information to the government instead, now the CIA is gonna harass him until he tell them how he did it

shut up or ill hack you too

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>no thinkpad
>pokememe swag

gay