Drink root beer

>drink root beer
>pretend its real beer

Anybody else know this feel?

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>lay on my back and piss on myself
>pretend Russian hookers are pissing on me

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yep

I like my root beer warm. If its too cold, it becomes so crisp for me it hurts to drink.

when I was 10 and had a bunderburg ginger beer

I don't pretend rootbeer is real beer, because rootbeer is delicious on its own, and has its own unique and wonderful flavour.

When I want to drink, I will drink. But when I want rootbeer, I will get rootbeer.

I would normally expect the same posting quality from a leaf.

yup im 22 but mommy wont let me buy beer

i envy people that don't drink, i am addicting personality, so i become a piece of dirt as i drink. i wish i nver tried the booze

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>tfw I quit drinking soda

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>addicting personality
Everyone is. Anyone who claims not to be is just too big of a pussy to actually go get addicted to something.

Why don't you just buy real beer? What are you, GAY?

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>if it's too cold, it hurts me
What a fag

come to asia beer is cheaper than root beer

Root Beer is good for that effect, but Ginger Beer tastes nicer in my opinion. That's what I drink when I don't want a beer but still want a drink, anyway.

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Get out of here underageb&

>drink root beer
>spike it with vanilla vodka
>pretend it's real beer

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BELARUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Инocтpaннoй интepвeнции тpэд

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reply Belarus

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yes, but it's only because our country has outdated laws OP

do u just think about trump all day or what