What's your power level Jow Forumsuys? When a computer is placed in front of you what could you do?

kindly fuck off back to 9gag

Watch porn

Install gentoo

You will never hack the planet kiddo.

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I can do stuff that makes me look like a hax0r to people walking by.

Sometimes I can turn them on.

Whatever I need it to do. What kind of fucking question is this?

Play smooth jazz and take a nap.

>Sometimes I can turn them on.
d-do they moan, anonkun? ;_;

I'm really good at searching trap hentai

Get rares from the darkweb with good opsec

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make a micro controller turn on a LED

>When a computer is placed in front of you what could you do?
Stay inside for years on end losing sight of my own motivations, slowly but surely making my personality as faded as my aging body, to the point where I feel more connected to cartoon characters that real people of flesh and blood.

l hacked Hillary's emails and got Trump elected 4 teh lulz

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You're a fucking poser. I was put in front of a computer when I was 2. My motivations WERE computers. Specifically, vidya. But later, you realize that vidya isn't a sustainable source of motivation. That's when you learn programming and Linux, and it's all autism from there.

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Sorry, I don't use windows.

*tips*

>turn 360 degrees and walk away
Then you'll just be sideways user.

>When a computer is placed in front of you what could you do?
Mustard gas.

I found a way to look at documents for free on a certain ancestry website. I also found a way to download PowerPoints from my professor’s website he technically hadn’t made live yet.

I can’t do anything truly magical. Just query string manipulation.
Be my mentor user senpai

Just wish I realized it sooner than 25

>That's when you learn programming and Linux, and it's all autism from there.
Nah I'm pretty sure that most people first learn how to program for revenge, or utility.
>learn how to make a "prog", because some dickhead pinged you to death off of aol chat.

>When a computer is placed in front of you what could you do?
>the average computer uses windows and qwerty
>haven't used either of those in years
cry

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my power level is bout treefiddy because i make shitty little web shits like this.

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i could install arch as well as the rare deepwater gentoo

Can you also follow an online recipe to make chocolate chip cookies?

Call field computer support because I'm not allowed to work on the computers.

Never show your true power level.

It's okay, friend.

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I delete everything and help the owners look for their files, eventually I inform the owner that their computer is infected with adware And must now be replaced

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when i try really hard, i can manage to move one proto to another for my job at the goolag