>2018
>still no technology that can autonomously make you a sandwich
2018
It's called women
Most can't even cook as well as OP's pic.
Japan is on it.
FPBP also chile rellenos in a grilled cheese sounds fantastic.
uber, but for sandwiches
You can't program them to do it without being called a sexist rapist pig.
Do you want tech to play vydia for you, or watch your movies?
Cooking is a pleasure.
use your hand and brain tech fag. bonus points if you take pride in the preparation and don't just throw shit together like a goddamn animal
Women are not technology.
>sudo apt-get install wife
Tried and doesn't work. What is the repository?
I want Giada to make me sammiches and serve as my sexbot. I need to MK Ultra her into submission.
>not throwing shit together in a frenzied midnight munchies episode
You have not lived user
have you tried MenĀ®?
>up to 80% less nagging
>typically same sandwich-making capability
>isn't a woman
Meal replacements are a pretty nice if all you want is nutritious food fast.
Onions, Jimmy Joy and milk fuel are good examples.
faggot
>men making sandwiches for other men is gay
Yes it's fucking gay
That was really sweet.
We are replacing one food service worker at a time.
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